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Saturday, 8:31pm.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: hey!! :)
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Who is this?
+82 xxxx-xxx9: oh, what am I, a stranger?
+ 82 xxxx-xxx5: Yes.
+82 xxxx-xxx5: That is literally what you are.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: baby :(
+82 xxxx-xxx9: …
+82 xxxx-xxx9: baby, baby, baby, OHHHHHH
+82 xxxx-xxx5: …
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Genuinely get off this earth.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: you giggled, didn’t you?
+82 xxxx-xxx5: You’re highly delusional.
+82 xxxx-xxx5: (Unfortunately, yes I did)
+82 xxxx-xxx9: yay :D
+82 xxxx-xxx9: so
+82 xxxx-xxx9: who dis?
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Noneya.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Noneya?
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Noneya business.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: …
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I can’t believe I fell for that
+82 xxxx-xxx9: my memelord self is dying
+82 xxxx-xxx5: You’re one of those people, oh no.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: what people??
+82 xxxx-xxx5: I’m going to be receiving memes and references I don’t understand at 2am, aren’t I?
+82 xxxx-xxx9: yes but not today
+82 xxxx-xxx9: it’s not funneh, i’ve got school
+82 xxxx-xxx5: You’re still in school????
+82 xxxx-xxx9: before you block me, I am a working adult
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I was referencing a meme 😭
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Oh, thank GOD.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: do you want kids 😏
+82 xxxx-xxx5: …
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I’m Felix, pls don’t report me 😭
+82 xxxx-xxx5: Oh my GOD, SAY THAT NEXT TIME!!!!
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I’m sorry TT
Lixie: hi :)
channie: Hi :]