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1. The Husband Hypothesis by DaniRegs, DragonDraco, NoRemedyForMemories, writing_bynumbers

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson/Charlie Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Charlie Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Adrian Pucey
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Marriage Law (Harry Potter)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Hate Sex
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter)
   • Rough Sex
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Magical Compatibility (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter is Outed by his Magical Core
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Healer Hermione Granger
   • Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy
   • Toxic Draco Malfoy
   • Toxic Hermione Granger
   • Harry Potter has a Sexual Awakening
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Loss of Virginity
   • But WHO?
   • Sexual Free Use
   • POV Alternating
   • Praise Kink
   • Breeding Kink
   • Hermione Granger Has a Competence Kink
   • Trying to Conceive via Malicious Compliance
   • Inappropriate Use of Every Stable Surface in Malfoy Manor
   • Fast Burn
   • Eventual Romance
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • In the Most Unlikely of Places
   • Sassy Pansy Parkinson
   • Pregnancy
   • Anal Sex
   • Verbal Degradation
   • Jealousy
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Smut
   • an obscene amount of it
   • You're Welcome

   Summary

   Hermione Granger has spent the last several years focused on two things: her groundbreaking fertility research and finding someone capable of shagging the thoughts right out of her head.

   When the Ministry of Magic misappropriates her findings to justify a new marriage law, Hermione finds herself living her worst hypothesis: matched with professional Quidditch star and full-time prat, Draco Malfoy.

   Forced to cohabit and, strongly encouraged to procreate, the two embark on a journey of hate-fueled shags, Ministry corruption, and constant, hands-on research.

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