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1. how to steal an assassin in three easy steps by Red_Masquerade

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk
   • Cyborgs
   • Worldbuilding
   • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Human Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon Has a Prosthetic Arm (Iron Lung)
   • Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen
   • Eden is a Cult (Iron Lung)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Step one: Hook up with a hot guy at your favorite bar. Kiss a lot.
   Step two: Find said hot guy in the dumpster days later. Check for life.
   Step three: Take beaten up hot guy out of the dumpster. Take him home.

   Congratulations! You're now officially wanted by the government! Good luck!

   Language:

   English

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   12,633

   Chapters:

   3/?

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