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Shane Hollander 
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Hello everybody! Sorry to bother you, but I need some help. What is the best present for valentines day?
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hippo123 @hippo123 · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
is this your way of telling us you're in a relationship?!?!
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metros.girl24 @metros.girl24 · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
oh my god you're not bothering anyone 😭 and it's definitely flowers!!! something like that:
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @metros.girl24
ah, so you like boring? dog is only correct answer
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boy_aquarium_fangirl @boy_aquarium_fangirl · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
what the hell is rozanov doing in hollanders comment section lmao
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bluegreenerforlife @bluegreenerforlife · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @boy_aquarium_fangirl
I mean they're friends? lol
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boy_aquarium_fangirl @boy_aquarium_fangirl · Feb 10, 2021 Replying to @bluegreenerforlife
okay let me rephrase it: what is he doing in the comment section of THIS EXACT TWEET?
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ilya rozanov🏒
@ilyarozanov81
look at our new family member 😍 you get to call her Anya, i get to call her my daughter. thank you for best valentines present in the world, moya lyublov <3
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Svetlana 💋 @svetlana.vetrova · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
oh, jane you did not...
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @svetlana.vetrova
jane absolutely did! best partner ever ❤️
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cliff marleau @realcliffmarleau · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
roz, pls tell me you don't really call her your daughter...
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @realcliffmarleau
He does. Just heard it myself yesterday at the camp...
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
you're just jealous you don't hear her calling you papa like me
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
That's literally a dog, Ilya. Dogs can't talk.
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
see? jealous cause you can't hear it
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metros.girl24 @metros.girl24 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
not rozanov and hollander beefing about if dogs can talk lmao
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bluegreenerforlife @bluegreenerforlife · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
omg i can't 🥹 anya is way too cute
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hippo123 @hippo123 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
OUR?!?!
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baluuuuuu28 @baluuuuuu28 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
HELLOOOO?!?! can we talk about rozanov having a partner called jane?!?!?
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boy_aquarium_fangirl @boy_aquarium_fangirl · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @baluuuuuu28
do you think anya calls jane mama lol?
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bluegreenerforlife @bluegreenerforlife · Feb 14, 2020 Replying to @baluuuuuu28
i love that he's calling jane partner and not girlfriend
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baluuuuuu28 @baluuuuuu28 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @bluegreenerforlife
could also mean jane is not necessarily a girl 👀
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Karen @karen · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @baluuuuuu28
A partner doesn’t automatically have to be romantic.
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @karen
i mean it romantically :)
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hippo123 @hippo123 · Feb 14, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i’m sorry what?!?!
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Breakfast with my love <3
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emmywashere6 @emmywashere6 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
are we supposed to see something?
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metros.girl24 @metros.girl24 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
guess i just have to imagine lol
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metros.girl24 @metros.girl24 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @metros.girl24
looks amazing shane 😍
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Am I doing this right? I don't really know how social media works.
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
no mr. boomer
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Breakfast with my love <3
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boy_aquarium_fangirl @boy_aquarium_fangirl · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
okay, hard launch relationship. I'm here for it
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baluuuuuu28 @baluuuuuu28 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
I'd like to talk about you being in a relationship 🥹
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hippo123 @hippo123 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @baluuuuuu28
yeah sorry he's with me
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Hayden Pike @haydenpikeofficial · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Is this the bird food you told me about?
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · March 6, 2021 Replying to @haydenpikeofficial
It's not even that healthy. And by the way, I already talked to Jackie. It's on your menu for breakfast tomorrow, because it sounded like you wanted to try it :)
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Hayden Pike @haydenpikeofficial · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Shane, what the fuck dude?!
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · March 6, 2021 Replying to @haydenpikeofficial
Your'e welcome :)
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
great, now i can see but you could have at least deleted first post
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · March 6, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
I don't know how :( Can you show me, please?
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bluegreenerforlife @bluegreenerforlife · March 6, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
hollander being nicer to rozanov than to pike was not on my bingo card lol
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · March 6, 2021 Replying to @bluegreenerforlife
don't worry, is just montreals 15th best player. so no one important
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
The next season of our hockey camp starts soon! A few spots are still available, waiting for little future hockey stars 🏒 More information at www.game-changers-hockey-camp.com
We're looking forward to seeing you!
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metros.girl24 @metros.girl24 · April 12, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
it's been a few years and I still can't believe hollander and rozanov are doing this together :D
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ilya rozanov🏒
@ilyarozanov81
felt cute, might delete later 😝
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baluuuuuu28 @baluuuuuu28 · April 23, 2021 Replying to @ilyarozanov81
there is really no need to delete that later
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hippo123 @hippo123 · April 23, 2021 Replying to @baluuuuuu28
i agree
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · April 23, 2021 Replying to @hippo123
Yeah, me too.
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hippo123 @hippo123 · April 23, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
wait WHAT?!
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · April 23, 2021 Replying to @hippo123
There is no need to delete, because the internet never forgets. I learned that lesson.
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bluegreenerforlife @bluegreenerforlife · April 23, 2021 Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Oh, you mean like last month when you posted your breakfast without a picture, and it turned into a trend? posting tweets that clearly are implying something should be visible but there is no photo lmao
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ilya rozanov🏒 @ilyarozanov81 · April 23, 2021 Replying to @bluegreenerforlife
hahahahaha
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