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The Futility of Letter Burning by minarenny for Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jul 2026
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Summary
While Shen Jiu wonders for the second time in as many days if it’s possible to get away with braining his own student with a stapler, Luo Binghe lifts a bag. It’s a nondescript grocery bag, but the smell that wafts from it is incredible. Whatever is inside is both fresh and warm, possibly just made before delivery.
Shen Jiu’s eyes narrow. “Where did you get that?” he asks.
“Right outside your office, laoshi. It was just sitting there.” Luo Binghe sets it down. “Didn’t you order delivery?”
Or: It starts with the anonymous online posts. After that, it only devolves from there, and Shen Jiu has no one to turn to.
