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1. What a responsible fucking guy (oh so, oh so, oh-so hot). by CoolFonts21

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Hayden Pike
   • Hayden Pike's Children
   • Yuna Hollander
   • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
   • POV Yuna Hollander
   • Good Parents David Hollander/Yuna Hollander
   • POV Outsider
   • Good Friend Hayden Pike
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
   • Protective Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • Sub Shane Hollander
   • Mean Dom Ilya Rozanov
   • Degradation Kink
   • Size Kink
   • Spit Kink
   • Smut
   • Misogyny
   • Ilya Rozanov is Good With Children
   • Ilya Rozanov is Whipped
   • Codependency
   • Just a little bit as a treat
   • Tumblr User Luca Haas
   • Social Media
   • Kinda
   • Songfic
   • Shane Hollander Has an Eating Disorder
   • Shane Hollander Has A Vagina
   • because its my fic and i said so
   • No beta we die like Shane after Ilya fucks him
   • Despite the tags the majority of the fic is smut free
   • they just go hardcore
   • BDSM
   • Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Overstimulated Shane Hollander
   • in a sex way and a neurodivergent way
   • Dacryphilia
   • Shane Hollander Has a Competence Kink
   • Cum Slut Shane Hollander
   • Asphyxiation
   • Pussy Spanking
   • its a sweet fic I swear!!
   • be the change you want to see in the world amiright
   • It like almost under negotiated kink
   • but not really since its just pre established and never actually talked about
   • Consensual Non-Consent
   • holy fuck this is so nasty
   • dont say i didnt warn you
   • lowk a little bit of a
   • Breeding Kink
   • I’m sorry my hands have a mind of their own
   • Author is a total virgin
   • hence the completely inaccurate depictions of sex
   • written on corporate hours
   • okay im done you get the idea

   Summary

   The man who first spoke shoots back, “You say that now, but just you wait Rozy once that shit’s legally binding, chicks turn into a whole new fucking person. Jane might be all fun and games now but in five years, when you’re getting nagged because you “Didn’t get the right kind of apples” —whatever the fuck that means— everything is gonna be a lot less sexy kid.”

   “Two things Smithy, first off, say Jane’s name again and I cut your dick off. Second, I am not worried about these things because I am not idiot who can’t read grocery list.” Rozanov snarks back, as a round of snickers go off around the group.

   OR

   Hollonovs relationship through the years as seen through other people, featuring a competency kink the size of Ilya's dick (massive).

   Based on the song "Tears" by Sabrina Carpenter

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