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1. Happy birthday, son! by MapanareWithAnxiety

   Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)  

   • Explicit
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   10 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Odysseus/Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Penelope/Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus/Penelope/Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Wind Bag: Do Not Open (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Incest
   • Father/Son Incest
   • Mother/Son Incest
   • Parent/Child Incest
   • Traumatized Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Implied/Referenced Grooming
   • Praise Kink
   • Breeding Kink
   • Mommy Kink
   • Piss Kink
   • Drugged Sex
   • Penelope is a freak
   • Odysseus is a freak
   • And honestly
   • Telemachus is a FREAK
   • too - Freeform
   • Everyone be a freak here
   • Vaginal
   • Rimming
   • Cunnilingus
   • Oral Sex
   • Kissing
   • Anal
   • Threesome
   • Double Penetration
   • Crying
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Dirty Talk
   • Blow Job
   • Guilt
   • Creampie
   • no beta we die like the suitors
   • switch Telemachus
   • Switch Odysseus
   • Switch Penelope
   • Everybody is a switch cause why not
   • Penelope's strap
   • Pegging
   • fluff & smut
   • Improper use of throne room
   • emotional incest
   • non-consensual somnophilia mentioned
   • Gaslighting
   • Manipulation
   • Like of course
   • it's Odysseus guys...
   • Mister MANSPLAIN MANIPULATE MANSLAUGHTER himself
   • porn with feelings but the feelings are entirely incestual
   • Past Underage Sex
   • Odysseus' Thighs (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Coercion
   • Somnophilia
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation

   Summary

   I'm not sorry

   ...But if you come from my other normal fics. I am

    

   It's Telemachus' birthday, so Penelope and Odysseus (freshly returned) have thought long and hard about what to get him. Finally, they concluded that there wasn't a better bonding experience as a family than a threesome❤

   Language:

   English

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