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1. pardon my french, could you speak in tongues? by c_a_andromeda

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • 5+1 Things
   • excepts its actually 4 + 1
   • Shane spoke french once and I decided to run with it
   • Shane Hollander Speaks French
   • Ilya Rozanov Speaks French
   • Ilya Rozanov Speaks Russian During Sex
   • so glad that's a tag good work guys
   • Shane Hollander Speaks Russian
   • pre episode s01e04 Rose
   • The timeline is really confusing so sorry but it spans like the 2013-1015 years kinda???
   • Depressed Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander is Obsessed With Ilya Rozanov
   • they're a little downbad4downbad here
   • the morally gray area of learning your situationships other language to find out how much they like you
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Sub Shane Hollander
   • Bratty Shane Hollander
   • Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov
   • Grinding
   • Requited Love
   • Miscommunication
   • I made them more emotionally aware of their feelings but my GOD are they idiots about it
   • Happy Ending
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • no beta we die like ilya's dad

   Summary

   That should be the end of it. The interaction should be forgotten, pushed out of his mind, and never brought up again except maybe to make fun of Hollander. “Hey remember that time I fucked you so well you started speaking french?” He could say. Better if he never brings it up again, never holds onto anything of Hollander’s, not even the memories. Except…except…

   Except Ilya can’t push it out of his fucking head.

   And so, that is how Ilya starts learning French.

   OR

   four times Ilya understands what Shane is saying, and one time Shane understands him

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