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1. 傻子也能学会的煲汤指南 by HerdeDerRede

   Fandoms: 明日方舟  

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   24 Jul 2026

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Chongyue/Wang (Arknights)
   • 舟朔望
   • 岁一二
   • 重岳
   • 望 - Character

   Summary

   这一天重岳买到一本《傻子也能学会的煲汤指南》，按照菜谱认真炖煮之后从一锅汤里召唤出了魔王。
   一锅汤既然化成了人形，就应该叫汤达人。但汤变成了人，晚上又该吃什么？
   “是啊，”魔王站在重岳家厨房地板上面无表情地说，“吃什么？”

   演员重岳x地狱魔王望，绝对想要学会做饭的哥和绝对想不到他能学会做饭的弟
   本质是隔壁卡文时转换思路写的o0C无厘头搞笑文，但是隔壁越卡越严重导致这篇也越写越多，怎么回事
   看一乐就好请勿认真，在观看过程中如有任何不适请及时退出
   本菜谱特邀金牌造梗总厨风笛大师参与编纂，在此鸣谢

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   中文-普通话 國語

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   5/?

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