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It was the Rouge Planet Kingdom 25 millionth Aniversary, celebration and happiness spread throughout the kingdom, traditional dishes were being prepared while honoring and dedicating themselves to the queen; everyone was joyful that night, or day, there's no time for day and night in space anyways.
And OTS... Was being OTS, decorating her Proto Planetary disk with the kingdoms colours, WISE was helping smaller planets to decorate themselfs, while PSO and X were handing out candy and treats to eveyone, such a good day, or night, for the kingdom.
But, what about SIMP, the queen herself?
Even if she tried to hide it behind her serious stare, since she was a little dwarfie she loved parties, and eveything was perfect for one, well, not really perfect for her.
Something was missing, someone, was missing.
She was missing OTS, her partner, or how close friends said, wife. She hated to admit she was missing OTS all the time, because she was buzy handing out autographs and whatever people want coming from the queen just to sell it later, the dwarf just wanted to rest in bed with her special one, her queen.
After a long week of celebration and joy, the dwarf finally could rest as the kingdom slept in peace, WISE and the rest all were preparing to take a space bus to a space beach, don't ask how that works. While OTS 44 went directly to the palace just to see her SIMP again.
"Oh, my Magesty!" The bigger dwarf happily said as she went sprinting to hug her parther, since they haven't had a chance to see each other for some days now.
"What a lovely festival this was, but don't go missing again OTS!" SIMP playfully said as both of them sat in the comically big space bed, eveyone really needed a rest after all!
"Tell me, magesty, what did you do in the festival?"
"Oh, in the first day, me and WISE made a celebration against all the stars we've successfully defeated, and how many planets we've freed along with these 25 Million years..."
Hours and hours went by, as the two lovebirds shared their experiences in the festival, and all the good things that happend, the food, the happy people, eveything felt like it was going to last forever.
"I have a proposal, we should dance and share our orbits together." The bigger dwarf said, while SIMP was already blushing with the idea of dancing and holding in the bigger body's orbit, even if they we're married for 10 Million years already.
"Ah, what a wonderful idea! Let's do it."
Both of then shifted up at the same time, holding into eachother, staring at their deep void eyes, wondering around while deeply in love. Eveything was getting tense as they shifted closer, this wouldn't be a big problem if they weren't celestial bodies that die when colliding with eachother, but both of the dwarfs were so blind, full of love, that didn't realize the great danger ahead.
The lovebirds went closer and closer, locked tightly with eachother, murmuring a beautiful song, and going in a kiss, kisses weren't a problem when they knew what would happend if they went deeper, but love blinds people
"You look beautiful hon." The smaller dwarf said, while already touching the others surface, the non existing air was tense, and eveything felt lustful.
"Oh, i know." OTS 44 said before going into a deep, deep kiss, glowing red and orange, eveything was getting warmer.
And warmer...
And warmer...
And warmer...
And... glowing?
Wait, did we collide with eachother? Oh no no no no no... Wait a second, who am i talking to, what in the blackhole am i? And why does this feels... Good? What the...
The mysterious body shifted to the closest mirror avaiable, realizing she was a small, red dwarf, with four eyes instead of the conventional two, and with a small beige Proto Planetary Disk across her roche limit.
What the what?
"SIMP, is it ok if me and the boys go to the beach-" Ogle said before stopping in shock, a star was inside the palace, an evil, evil star.
"Uh, hello there-" Was all she said before being interrupted by a loud, high pinch scream, coming from the smaller planet.
"AHHH! A STAR! A STAR- MGH" The star had to cover his mouth with a pillow, that was small compared to her, but really big compared to the planet with black eyes.
"Keep it down, i don't even know what am i!" Was all she could yell to the planet before he tried to calm down
"You're a star... And all stars are evil!"
"But i ain't evil, do you want me to be evil?"
"No! And why are you in SIMPs and OTS 44 bedroom! Does this mean.. Oh no, SIMP!"
He started to cry, whining and talking about something no one could tell because of his high pinch voice, while the poor star didn't understand what was happening, but...
"SIMP? Where do i remember that name, I feel really tingly...What's happening-"
The star started glowing like crazy, before successfully splitting into two smaller bodies, OTS 44 and SIMP, who came out alive and well like if nothing happend. The three bodies stared at eachother in confusion, not acnologing what the hell just happend.
"D-did you guys just..."
"Ogle... Can you keep this a secret, darlin' ?" Both of the queens said, nervously, and trying to not make eye contact.
"Ok, my queens..." He ran away in fear, as he just watch a star split into two, nobody would ever belive in him. After he left, only am awkward thick silence was left in the room.
"...Do you want to do that again?" Was eveything the smaller brown dwarf spat out, anxious about the following answer.
"Well, if we don't die..."
Such an experience, right?