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1. three accidents and now a giant teal dorito is my therapist by Messofareader

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

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   • Complete Work

   12 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace
   • Adrian & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Bloodymary - Relationship
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Original Children of Adrian and Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace's Eridian Students
   • Trans The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy
   • Adrian is the Best (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) and Ryland Grace in Love
   • Married The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Miscommunication
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Idiots in Love
   • the idiots are rocky and ryland
   • But not like that I swear
   • they're both married and entirely devoted to their separate partners

   Summary

   Simon had never made many plans for his life, though he was fairly sure that having a behemoth of a teal dorito be his therapist was not one of them. It had all started with an accident. Well, two accidents to be specific.

   OR

   Simon accidentally gets pregnant and then accidentally lets it slip to Adrian, so now they're making him do the thing anyone in a healthy, loving, committed relationship would do: tell his husband. but of course, ryland and rocky can’t got seconds without being major dumbasses

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   English

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