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1. these blokes warm the benches, we’ve been on a winning streak by little_sugarcookies

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2026

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   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham & Harry Kane
   • Jude Bellingham & Ashlyn Castro
   • Erling Håland & Ashlyn Castro
   • Bearding
   • Secret Relationship
   • Gay Panic
   • News Media
   • Paparazzi
   • Fluff
   • Anxiety
   • Closeted Relationship
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Romance
   • FIFA World Cup 2026
   • i literally know barely anything about football
   • but i love these two soooo
   • no beta we die like the norway team RIP
   • cleated rivalry
   • harry kane is not the step dad he is the dad that stepped up
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Anal Sex
   • Making Out
   • Top Erling Håland
   • Bottom Jude Bellingham
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Coming Out
   • Unadulterated Queer Joy
   • Harry Kane is a Cinnamon Roll
   • Daily Mail
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Bathing Together
   • Closeted

   Summary

   After Norway is eliminated from the World Cup, one player stays behind, causing media coverage and attention. Erling Haaland is spotted in the WAGs section during the England v Argentina match, causing public confusion and speculation. The question on everyone’s minds: what’s really happening behind closed doors?

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