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‘Riddle R.’ Has created a groupchat!

‘Riddle R.’ Has added 5+ users!

‘Riddle R.’ Has named the groupchat ‘NRC students groupchat’

Riddle R: Hello, everyone. Headmage Crowley has informed me that he wishes for us, as fellow students of Night Raven College be a bit more… open and friendly… with eachother, so he tasked me with the task of creating a groupchat. 

Riddle R.: Please, for the love of the Sevens, keep it appropriate this time. 

Cater D.: lollll Ridds were you blackmailed into making this gc??? #shocker #notreallybcitscrowley

Cater D.: wait wdym by “this time”.

Riddle R.: Long story. Sworn to privacy. 

Riddle R.: Also I will be actively executed if I-or anyone else involved- mentions anything. 

Yuu: wait

Yuu: Riddle pls 

Yuu: lemme have admin for a sec 

Yuu: pls pls pls 

Riddle R.: What do you need it for, Prefect?

Yuu: WELL, since this is a gc to help us be better friends with eachother, shouldnt we all have cool nicknames too?? 🥹

Kalim A-A.: ooh! Yeaaahhh!!! Thatd be so fun!!! :DD 

Lilia V.: I agree, that’d be so much fun!! (o^▽^o)

Leona K.: wtf is going on.

Leona K.: i was trying to sleep tf??

Replying to ‘Yuu’

Riddle R.: Fine, I’ll allow it.

Yuu: YES

Yuu: YES

Yuu: WOOOOOO

‘Riddle R.’ has given ‘Yuu’ admin

‘Yuu’ has changed 5+ usernames 

One in a krillion (literally): my work here is done.

Asscrackola: Yuu the hell did you do??? 

Asscrackola: …

Asscrackola: okay.

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus: LMAOOO

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus: okay man… 😕

One in a krillion (literally): not a man but okay! 

🍎: hehehe 

🍎: honestly ill take it 🤷

Read fanfiction about himself once: Epel, is that you? 🤨

Read fanfiction about himself once: …how did you know I did that. 

Chud: WOAH???? AN SSR TROUBLEMAKER LIKE *THEEE* VIL SCHOENHEIT READS FANFICTION?

Chud: oh.

Chud: heh.. I guess i deserve it!! 

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: HA. 

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: what the hell is this name. 

The Riddler: Maybe this was a bad idea.

Broke Boy the 1st: SHISHISHI

Broke Boy the 1st: “my name is the Riddler, why so puzzling??” ahh name 

The Riddler: Ruggie, what are you talking about? 

Broke Boy the 1st: wait, howd you know it was me??

The Riddler: well, one, that agitating, grating laugh that I can hear all the way from Heartslabyul 

Broke Boy the 1st: YO????? UNPROVOKED?????

The Riddler: and secondly, who else would have a name like that? 

Broke Boy the 1st: shit idk, Yuu?

One in a krillion (literally): WOW OKAY. 

One in a krillion (literally):ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ..

Feels the AURA: help 

Feels the AURA: father walked into the diasomnia lounge with a BIG jar of salt and vinegar peanuts AND HES JUST EATING THEM?????

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: Well OBVIOUSLY Silver! 

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: What do you EXPECT Lilia to do with a big jar of salt and vinegar peanuts? 

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: Find them as a baby and take them in as his own, raising and training them for all of their life while keeping their heritage secret from them? 

Confessions of a Rotten Boy:... i just realised my name.

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: i need to go die… now…

1 user is now offline! 

Asscrackola: yo was that sebek

Asscrackola: i cant tell when hes not yelling 

Chud: elite ball mentioned oms 

Chud: i love SAWTOWNE whee hee hee

Cater D.: oms, i love SAWTOWNE too idia!!! #twinning!

Cater D.: what the fuck how come i dont get a cool nickname :( 

One in a krillion (literally): I COULDNT THINK OF ANY 

One in a krillion (literally): I SPAMMED MY FRIENDS (who are staying anonymous and are totally not epel and co.) LIKE 20 TIMES ASKING FOR NAMES AND THEY NEVER REPLIED 

Cater D.: Im so #hurt and #betrayed rn </3

Cater D.: Youre just like Trey… A TREY-TOR!!!

Cater D.: heh… get it? 

The sanest one here (not really): dont bring me into this, cater… 😅

Oui oui baguette: oh là là? What is this? A groupchat with the lovely Roi du Poison, Roi des Lions, Monsieur Pommette and others? 

Oui oui baguette: beauté! 

𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖉: Is this a groupchat I’ve been added into? How delightful. 

Chud: oh, malleus-shi….? 

𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖉: Yes, Shroud? 

Chud: wait howd u know it was me lol… 

𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖉: 🙂 It's obvious. 

Chud: oh. 

Chud: anyway, i think youre matching users with another person in the gc???

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: are you FUCKING serious.

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: i just wanted a nap. Now im matching names with the fuckass lizard. 

𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖉: hello, Kingscholar.

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: fuck off. 

Read fanfiction about himself once: oh? Is the kitty cat mad? 

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: dont you have some fanfiction you should be reading? 

Read fanfiction about himself once: don’t you have a kingdom to be running?

Read fanfiction about himself once: OH WAIT! Silly me, i forgot, you’re only the SECOND prince of Sunset Savannah, my mistake. 

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: run that shit by me again? I’ll tear your extensions out. 

Read fanfiction about himself once: EXTENTIONS???? THEY’RE ALL NATURAL YOU OVERGROWN HOUSECAT.

2 users are now offline!

🍎: this is like watching my ma and pa fight 💔

🍎: someone kiss me im scared 

AWWOOOOOOO: ok. 

🍎: JACK?????

🍎: ok im into it 👅

‘Ultimate yearner 5000’ has started screen recording! 

Ultimate yearner 5000: oh..

Jammie dodger: omfs azul are you fucking forreal. 

Jammie dodger: well, the names alright.

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows: i like it Jamil! :DD 

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows: I think it suits you! :3 

Ultimate yearner 5000: YES I AGREE. 

Ultimate yearner 5000: IT SUITS YOU SO WELL JAM JAM!!! (≧◡≦)

Autism: Azul, you should really try and tone it down, youre being too obivous…

ADHD: yeah Azul JEEZ 

ADHD: way to be obvious!! 

ADHD: anyway where’s Goldfishie. 

War veteran femboy father of 3: my my!! What a lively atmosphere we’ve created in here! ^_^

The Riddler: Floyd, you know EXACTLY where I am, you’ve had my schedule memorised since before winter break🫩

Asscrackola: yo did Housewarden just use an emoji…? 

ADHD: so does this mean I CAN COME OVER???? RN!???🤩🤩🤩🤩

The Riddler: QHAT

The Riddler: WHAT. 

The Riddler: WHEN did I say that, Floyd?! 

ADHD: just now.

The Riddler: no I didn’t? 

ADHD: you did. with your EYES 

The Riddler: Floyd, we’re texting. 

ADHD: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ADHD: so can I come over or nah? 

The Riddler:… fine. 

ADHD: WOOOOOOOOO!!! 

Asscrackola: okay fine, ignore me then, see if I care!

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus: okay! 

AWWOOOOOOO: if you insist. 

🍎: thanking ya kindly! 

K1b0: well, since you’re offering! 

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: IT WOULD PLEASE WAKA-SAMA GREATLY IF I DID THIS! 

Asscrackola: aaand he’s back to being regular Sebek. Great. 

Chud: don’t think I haven’t forgotten abt u knowing SAWTOWNE, Sebek…

Chud: u read fanfiction, don’t you.

Confessions of a Rotten Boy: gulp..

Feels the AURA: guys… 

Feels the AURA: father finished the big jar of salt and vinegar peanuts… and it was full when he first sat down. 

2 users are now online! 

𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊: guess who won the fight?

Read fanfiction about himself once: certainly not you?? 

Broke Boy the 1st: FUCK MY MONEY????

The Riddler: WHY WOULD YOU BET ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS??