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Today 15:06
Character A:Hi!! It's the guy from the other day you met at the little ice cream shop with the fluffy hair :))
Character A:The one in the blue T-shirt you commented on
Character A:How are you??
Today 19:02
Character B:Wrong number.
Character A:😱!!!
Character A:OMG I'm so sorry! I must've typed the number in wrong
Character A:You take care!
Today 19:10
Character A:Hey! It's the guy you met the other day at the ice cream parlour! How're you tonight?
Character B:Is this some kind of prank?
Character B:Fucking stop
Character A:Ah! No, I swear I entered the right number this time!
Character B:Well you were obviously given a fake number
Character A:You really think so?? Idk maybe she was the mistaken one and wrote it wrong
Character B:Probably not. Now leave me alone and remove my number. I need to sleep.
Character A:... Character A:How old are you?
Character B:Omfg. No wonder she didn't give you her actual number. You're as desperate as it gets, latching onto whatever you can. Not interested.
Character A:What? Character A:Oh! That's not why I asked! Character A:It's just not even 8 yet and you're going to bed already. And we have the same area code, so I know there isn't a time difference. So you're either elderly or too young to be texting like that. Character B:Ever heard of a job? Character A:Ohh sorry. You work early? Character B:Early enough. I'm turning do not disturb on your ass. Character A:Oh okay Character A:Well how old are you?