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Zoink starts up his stream on Heliopolis, having just beat Society as the first victor 3 days prior. His chat is all about what happened during Doggie's recent stream. His moderators didn't put a timeout on it because they are as invested as everyone else in the chat.
Zoink didn't look at the chat and started playing Heliopolis, knowing that if he says anything, he'll get clipfarmed like crazy.
About 8 minutes into the stream, he gets 48%, then 46% just 3 attempts later. Now, his chat mainly consists of 2 things, his progress on Heliopolis this early into the stream and what happened during Doggie's stream.
Zoink gets a call from Conix, he lets Conix in. And as expected, Conix says "Zoink, what the fuck happened on Doggie stream, bro. I just wanna know what happened."
Zoink: "Did you join just to ask that?"
Conix: "Yes, I wanna know bro. It's alright to be gay, man, we support you."
Zoink: "I swear to god it was not what it looked like."
Conix: "Zoink, the stream is still up. You don't have to lie man"
Zoink: "Oh my god... Fine, I did kiss Doggie, but it was on accident."
Conix: "Yeah, I believe that." (He does not, if you couldn't tell)
Conix eventually leaves the voice call, leaving Zoink alone again, playing Heliopolis. His chat is now spamming "It was not an accident" unmoderated.
15 minutes after, Zoink gets a world record of 54%
Conix laughs his ass out, talking about how Zoink kisses Doggie secretly, and suddenly gets an idea.
Conix: "Chat, what if we get Zoink and Doggie to play 7 minutes in Heaven? I heard about the game and I just wanna see what will happen."
Back to Zoink's stream, he just died at 24 and decided to just confess right away, as it will be way bigger if he didn't.
Zoink: "Chat, I'm gonna be honest. That truth or drink question about me having a crush on someone in the GD community. That person was Doggie. I don't know how to get him here to be honest."
The chat explodes, all the chat is just "ZOINK X DOGGIE CANON" and occasionally some donations. Then, Zoink gets an idea. He starts playing GRIEF, prepracting it again. He starts doing progress from 0 and runs to 100.
Just 8 minutes later, Doggie breaks in with a knife saying "Get off Grief bro", Zoink uses this opportunity to kiss Doggie again, this time on the lips. Doggie is stunned, dropping the knife in shock.
Conix and Denni, watching Zoink's stream, are absolutely shocked.
Conix: "CHAT THEY KISSED HOLY SHIT"
Denni: "There's no way bro."
After a while, Zoink pulls out from the kiss, Doggie's face goes red from the kiss.
Doggie: "Zoink, what the fuck was that??"
Zoink: "I love you, Doggie."
Doggie: "You're still streaming, Zoink"
Zoink: "I know."
Conix and Denni are eating popcorn while these two top players are acting like a lovey-dovey couple in front of Zoink's chat. RobTop is in the chat saying "What is going on in this community" as he just joined.
Mindcap posts a tweet titled "My level is never getting verified bro" with a screenshot of Zoink and Doggie kissing attached
Zoink drags Doggie to his chair, sitting on Doggie's lap for whatever reason then gets back on Heliopolis. He keeps playing the level, getting 24%, 5%, 17%, 3%, 1%, 1% and 6% respectively, until he feels something poking his back.