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Zoink starts up his stream on Artemis 13, this time with a little twist. Doggie sits next to him, unaware of what he's planning.
Zoink: Chat, if I get a new best this stream, I'm gonna kiss Doggie.
Doggie freezes and blushes a bit, he should've expected that lowkey. Zoink's chat is hyped for a new best because not only do they get to see Zoink gaining progress, but also they get to witness the ultimate GD top player yaoi.
Zoink opens up Artemis 13 and starts locking in like never before, his physical body is magically at its peak. He gains insane consistency, dying past 56% for every 26 attempts, then eventually he starts getting past 56% every 18 attempts. His chat is shocked, they have never seen this level of consistency before, even for him this is absolutely lunatic.
Doggie: Am I your motivation, Zoink?
Zoink: I need those fucking lips, Doggie.
Doggie blushes a little, giggling at Zoink's words. Zoink's chat is spamming "LOCK IN BIG Z" and "GET DOGGIE'S LIPS". Then eventually they would witness it as Zoink gets 71% on the level. Zoink immediately pauses the level and screams "HOLY SHIT", note that this is only 15 minutes into the stream. Zoink immediately turns to Doggie, pulls him closer and kisses him on the lips. Doggie puts his hand on Zoink's shoulders as they keep kissing.
Zoink's chat explodes with shock, with people screen recording the stream, while streamers watching Zoink give diverse reactions. Conix and Denni laugh while seeing the two tongue fighting, Trick's reaction is the Mbappe special and eventually goes back to playing GD.
Zoink pulls out from Doggie's lips, his face glowing a light shade of Bloodlust red. He turns back to the computer just in time for a donation message.
Zoink: Thanks for the $20 donation, "If you verify the level this stream, will you crack Doggie?". Dude, come on. COME ON MAN. Uhh... probably yes, probably not. You guys won't know either way.
Zoink unpauses the level and starts playing Artemis 13 again, keeping his consistency from before. It seems he still wants Doggie's lips. His very first attempt after getting back, is 66%, his previous best progress.
His chat, seeing his progress because of Doggie, is absolutely shocked. wPopoff and Trick now have ZERO chance on overtaking Zoink with Doggie beside him.
Zoink turns to chat to see an interesting donation message.
Zoink: Thanks for the 5 bucks man, "Secret Way just uploaded a video of you two kissing"- There's no fucking way bro.
Zoink immediately opens up Chrome and to YouTube to search Secret Way's channel and it's true, he just posted a video 3 minutes ago.
Secret Way: Zoink's recent stream is the strangest stream yet! On August 5th, 2026. Zoink would start up a stream of Artemis 13. He would have the best consistency yet, getting past 56 repeatedly. When he got a new best of 71%, he started doing this...
Then a clip of Zoink and Doggie kissing from just 10 minutes ago shows up. Zoink is absolutely laughing at the video.
Zoink: Chat, this is just fucking crazy man.
Doggie: Seeing me just kissing Zoink just feels weird for some reason though.
Zoink: We're gonna do it again at night.
Doggie: Fuck you mean by that?
Zoink's chat explodes again, this time with "ZOGGIE GAY SEX REAL?" all over the chat.
Zoink: It's like midnight already, I'm gonna end stream chat.
Then the stream ends, leaving many viewers with questions of what they did after the stream.