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1. We've Got Bad Things To Do by oopsireaditagain for ThatWouldBee_Enough

   Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bodhi Durran/Xaden Riorson
   • Liam Mairi/Garrick Tavis
   • Xaden Riorson/Bodhi Durran/Liam Mairi/Garrick Tavis
   • Garrick Tavis
   • Liam Mairi
   • Xaden Riorson
   • Bodhi Durran
   • Alternate Universe
   • cowboys and vampires
   • Alternate Universe - Western
   • Spoilers for Book 2: Iron Flame (Empyrean)
   • Liam Mairi Lives
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Vampire Bites
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • somnophilia if you squint
   • Dry Humping
   • Coming in Pants
   • Hand Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Inappropriate Use of Signets (Empyrean)
   • Cousin Incest
   • Dubious Consent
   • Sexual Coercion
   • Chaps
   • Group Sex
   • author's first time writing an AU and a non-fluffy story
   • fuck AI fuck it to death
   • no beta we die like dylan
   • POV First Person
   • Facials
   • the dragons are horses now
   • not chased through the woods but stalked to a river

   Summary

   Garrick and Liam are queer cowboys. Bodhi and Xaden are queer vampires. Shenanigans, coercion, and group sex ensue. (Yes, Bodhi and Xaden are still cousins in this AU.)

   Title comes from Bad Things by Cailin Russo

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,317

   Chapters:

   4/4

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