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  1. horrifying for you page by

    Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

    13 Jul 2026

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    “They're saying England will beat Norway if I just snogged you on the field! If I pulled my pants down, I'd distract you!” Jude laughed, incredulous and slightly amused.

    “I mean, I'm not saying that won't work on me,” Haaland wriggled his eyebrows suggestively.

     

    In which, Jude shows Erling ship edits of them on his For You page, and things spiral from there.

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