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1. No, I Don’t Know, Maybe Forever by penguinsunited

   Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ahn Keonho/Kim Juhoon
   • Ahn Keonho/Zhao Yufan | James
   • Ahn Keonho
   • Zhao Yufan | James
   • Martin Edwards (CORTIS)
   • Eom Seonghyeon (CORTIS)
   • Kim Juhoon (CORTIS)
   • Inspired by Chungking Express (1994)
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Ahn Keonho is a police officer
   • Martin Edwards is his supervisor
   • Kim Juhoon is a model
   • Eom Seonghyeon is a dispatch officer
   • no not that dispatch
   • Do you like pineapples?
   • James Chao is blond

   Summary

   Keonho gets dumped on April Fool’s Day, responds by buying 29 cans of pineapple, then meets a blond man with blood on his shoe and cheekbones under investigation. Keonho is a cop, James may be wanted, and everybody is unserious.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Chungking Express Duology

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   29,398

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   40

   Bookmarks:

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