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Part 3 of Incorrect Bullshit
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Incorrect Witch Hat Atelier

Chapter 1

Summary:

Y'all know the drill by now.

Notes:

I figured it was appropriate given the fixation I'm developing on WHA. And let me tell you, those baby lesbians have me in a fucking CHOKEHOLD.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Alaira: Is anyone gonna take this baby?

Euini: *sleeping in her lap*

Qifrey: I WI—

Olruggio: *tackling him* Shut your mouth!

Alaira: Anyone?

Qifrey: I WILL TAKE HIM!!!

Olruggio: You will NOT!!!

Alaira: Anyone? Anyone at all? He's a very good baby!

Qifrey: *frantic muffled shouting against Olruggio’s hand over his mouth*

Alaira: No one?

Alaira:

Euini:

Alaira: WELP, GUESS HE’S MINE NOW!

Alaira: *scooping up Euini, running off into the sunset and cackling*

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Source: Original