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1. Bonded pair - do NOT separate! by bennyslegs

   Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • I'm awful at tags jesus christ
   • Peter Parker - Freeform
   • Wade Wilson - Freeform
   • Deadpool POV
   • then Peter POV
   • then kinda goes between both
   • apologies I wrote this at work in a few hours
   • it erupted out of me
   • Anyways
   • Spideypool - Freeform
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dirty Talk
   • Rimming
   • Deep throat
   • Face-Fucking
   • What can I say I know what I like
   • Forceful Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Finger Sucking
   • Peter's beautiful bambi eyelashes decorated in his own cum
   • Also rats?
   • Ratpool and Spideyrat
   • you'll understand if you read it
   • if you dare
   • shit here goes i always forget tags then have to add them last minute
   • Belly Bulge
   • Size Kink
   • spit
   • no spitting in mouths tho
   • just generally drooly
   • ok I'm done
   • wait
   • Public Sex

   Summary

   ‘Hella feel you, lil’ guy’ 

   A large dead rat was curled up just a few feet away from Wade's feet. 

   ‘Hashtag meeee’ Through a mouthful of beans and cheese, he attempted to made camera shutter noises for no one in particular.

   What a shit hand to be dealt. He knew all about shitty hands, literally and figuratively. At least the rat was lucky enough to leave this mortal coil. For the small creature so freely hated, there was an end. An escape. 

   Wade tutted to himself, but continued swinging his legs. Being jealous of a dead rat was a new low, and he wasn’t sure how many more of them he had left in him. 

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