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Odysseus: If Telemachus and I were drowning, who would you save?
Athena: You two can't swim?
Odysseus: It's a hypothetical question! Who would you save?
Athena: My time and effort
Hera: I'm at a loss for words!
Dyonysos: Despite being at a loss for words, Hera yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
*at the police station*
Ares: Hi, I'm here for Hermes.
Officer: Who?
Ares: Ah, you must be new.
Penelope: Made you all Playlists!
Athena, yours only has heavy metal and is dark like your soul
Odysseus, yours has sad songs to pair with your crippling depression
And Telemachus has the ABBA gold album
Hestia: *watching the other gods' shenanigens with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Hades: I don't know. Feels pretty normal for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
Persephone: We tried things your way!
Demeter: No, we didn't!
Persephone: I did it in my head and it didn't work!
Aphrodite: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Athena: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
Aphrodite: As a responsible adult-
Eros: *chuckles*
Aphrodite: … As a responsible adult—