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1. Holland March HATES College Parties by writing_is_hard42610

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011), Barbie (Movie 2023), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Driver (Drive 2011)/Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl)
   • Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers & Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry
   • Driver (Drive 2011) & Ryland Grace & Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl) & Colt Seavers & Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry
   • Tom Ryder & Colt Seavers
   • Ryland Grace/Tom Ryder
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Driver (Drive 2011)
   • Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl)
   • Colt Seavers
   • Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry
   • Tom Ryder
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)
   • Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Holland March
   • Holly March
   • Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier?)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are Twins
   • Autistic Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers and Sierra Six | Courtland Gentry Are Siblings
   • Protective Colt Seavers
   • Lars Lindstrom is a victim of CSA
   • it's only mentioned once I promise
   • Touch Averse Lars Lindstrom
   • Driver's Name Is Casey (Drive 2011)
   • Driver is Non-Binary
   • They/Them Pronouns for Driver
   • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
   • Mentioned Ryan Goslings Ken
   • Mentioned Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Mentioned Actor Mark
   • One-sided starstruck
   • sorry not sorry Tom
   • everyone is wasted
   • yes - Freeform
   • even lars
   • Lars and Casey are cuties
   • Lars and Casey and Holly are still in high school
   • Everyone else is in college
   • except for Holland
   • Simon and Wilford are cousins
   • I call Yandereplier "Ayano"
   • I don't know if a lot of people do that
   • I've only seen her called it twice
   • Actor Mark is Yandereplier's dad

   Summary

   Holland March hates college parties because his nephew and his friends always get wasted.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Goslingplier College au

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   English

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