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1. welcome to your voicemail. for help, press 3 now by agent24glazer

   Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Agent 3/Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 3 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Female Agent 3 - Character
   • genderfluid agent 8
   • Sexting
   • Cybersex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • they're both perverts
   • Author is a pervert
   • accidental masturbation denial
   • slight Breeding Kink
   • calling someone bro during sex
   • eight has a fat ass and three likes that about them
   • They/Them Pronouns for Agent 8
   • Nudes
   • inkfish biology being slightly different
   • Dialogue Heavy

   Summary

   Eight can't sleep and decides to comfort themself with old messages from their beloved Three.

   Their night takes a pretty quick turn when they find out she is still awake as well, and wants to know what they're doing.

   Language:

   English

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   2,544

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