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“I’m not a larper, for serious!” Yasuhiro cried, pointing over the strange amalgamation sitting across from him. His crystal ball swirled purple in front of him, a specific country’s flag fading in.
“But I am,” the cloaked figure admitted. He seemed strangely content to be associated with these horrible things appearing in Yasuhiro’s prediction.
“Are you.. BBNO$?!” Yasuhiro realized too little too late.
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Are you a part of the occult or something, bro?
No.. I’m something even worse!
The cloak undraped as the entity began to spread to the ceiling. It showed a performative male surrounded by spinning Stars of David. The entity spread in what seemed to be like a liquid as Yasuhiro watched in horror.
“Since I pay half of commissions. I’ll take half of you, too.”
The entity wrapped around Hagakure as he pled for help.
It began to use its Stars of David as makeshift chainsaws, tearing apart Yasuhiro’s pants and aiming straight for his balls.
I heard you like balls right? How about I take one then.. for israel
Suddenly, Hagakure’s most trusted friend, his lover Charlie Kirk, sprung in to save him from peril.
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"What the! charlie kirk" hiro said
"yes it is i charlie kirk i am using the last of my soul to stop the larp entity"
"YOU CANT I WILL DEFEAT-" suddenly bbno$ started growing in size
"THE LARP DEMON" he said sending israel beams from his mouth
"Goodbye hiro i have to do this" suddenly charlie kirk went up bbno$ ass
"WHAT WAS THAT" bbno$ said confused
"I feel s-" suddenly light shot out through every pore in the larp demons body as he blew up
"thank you charlie kirk" hiro said watching the larp demon fall
[IN A BUILDING]
"we need a new larp demon" Head officer natalia river said
"well we can make another larp demon" netanyahu said
"But how all our materials went into bbno$"natalia said
"not quite" as a large "donation" from america appears
"we can always start over" he said "use a new soul"
"But who?" natalia said
"Maybe we need a luminary of the stars" netanyahu said opening up a cryo-chamber