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1. A Practical Guide to Courtship (Or: How to Stop an Overgrown Puppy From Invading the Royal Gardens) by mindless_patience

   Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Megumi & Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Megumi
   • Itadori Yuuji
   • Fushiguro Toji
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Itadori Wasuke
   • Itadori Jin
   • Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna
   • Alternate Universe - Royalty
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Bottom Fushiguro Megumi
   • Top Itadori Yuuji
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Idiots in Love
   • Falling In Love
   • Boys in Love
   • Dorks in Love
   • Fushiguro Megumi is Bad at Feelings
   • Itadori Yuuji is a Ray of Sunshine
   • Itadori Yuuji is Whipped
   • Itadori Yuuji Has a Big Dick
   • Eventual Smut
   • Itadori Yuuji is Down Bad
   • Grumpy/Sunshine Relationships
   • Mutual Pining
   • Shut Up Kiss
   • Developing Relationship
   • Established Relationship
   • Age Difference
   • Itadori Yuuji is older
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Soft
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Oral Sex
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Fushiguro Toji Being Fushiguro Toji
   • Toji refers to Megumi as his 'daughter'
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Dresses
   • Megumi secretly loves being dolled up
   • Crossdressing??
   • Himbo Itadori Yuuji
   • buff itadori Yuuji
   • bc I said so
   • Bratting
   • Independent Fushiguro Megumi
   • Spoiled Fushiguro Megumi
   • Power Dynamics
   • Fushiguro Megumi Has a Praise Kink
   • Teasing
   • Strict Itadori Yuuji
   • Misgendering
   • Implied/Referenced Incest
   • Mostly Toji being oddly intimate
   • Fushiguro Toji Being an Asshole
   • Fushiguro Megumi Has a Super Soaker Pussy
   • but like not really??
   • He just gets really wet
   • Not really slow burn lolz
   • Daddy Kink
   • Bc why not hehe
   • Feminization

   Summary

   Megumi’s checklist for a suitable partner was short:

   ​Leave him alone.
   ​Do not talk to him.

   ​Yuji Itadori, who possesses the upper-body strength of an ox and the social awareness of a golden retriever, fails both criteria within thirty seconds of stepping onto the palace grounds. He was supposed to be delivering grain. Instead, he spends three hours helping Megumi’s escaped hounds dig up the royal rose garden and then offers Megumi half of a squished meat bun as an apology.

   ​Megumi is determined to hate him. It would be a lot easier if Yuji didn't keep showing up under his balcony with shiny rocks, weird bugs, and a smile that makes Megumi's corset feel three sizes too tight.

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