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  1. Commitment to the Bit by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    30 Aug 2026

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    Dan and Phil have spent sixteen years denying they're together.

    Then their PR team suggests they stop.

    It's only supposed to be a publicity stunt:
    Hard-launch a fake relationship, promote their new podcast and finally stop worrying about every touch and every shared hotel room.

    Pretending should be easy. After all, they already live together, know each other better than anyone else, and apparently look convincing enough without even trying.

    The difficult part is figuring out where the performance ends...and why neither of them seems particularly eager to find out.

    Or: What if the hardlaunch actually was a PR stunt?

    Or: They are oblivious idiots.

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