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2026-07-15
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2026-07-27
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Robotics (with actual robots typing shit thank you very much)

Summary:

The robots of Starr Park are blessed by Colt, who teaches them how to use a phone.

A group chat is then created.

 

And things go downhill and south very quickly.

Also known as: Carl discovers slang and brainrot and uses that to his advantage, Larry and Lawrie bicker half the time, Tick types keysmash, Pearl offers cookie recipes at 1.49 in the morning and Nani personally has the best username

Notes:

KAY
*deep breath*
FIRST BRAWL STARS FANFIC LETS NOT SCREW THIS UP
Constructive criticism is highly appreciated.

Juice: Surge
RulerofRulington: Larry
cookie: Pearl
CCTV: Nani
OBEY: Lawrie
Boredgame: Meeple
FIREWORK: Stu
The amazing adventures of Rico: Rico
Game not over: 8-bit
InfoKiosk: R-T
NinjaCreami: Lou
DAROCKSSPEEKTOME: Carl
Race car: Bolt
GGHUIJDUYEFTGVHBJNFJU: Tick
Jack Sparrow: Darryl
Alcoholic: Barley
Beansprout: Sprout
OBEY 2.0: Lawryn

Note that my hc says that Larry is an unhinged little shit that loves his tea fresh and hot.

Chapter 1: This is the end

Chapter Text

The group chat Robotics was created by Juice

RulerofRulington, OBEY, CCTV, InfoKiosk, cookie and DAROCKSSPEEKTOME were added to the group chat.

RulerofRulington: okie guys who the hell is Juice

Juice: me

OBEY: who

Juice: u kno what i give up

CCTV: y’all @Juice is actually surge

InfoKiosk: OH RLLY

cookie: chat Colt’s getting his ass whooped by Belle 4 teaching us how to use a phone

RulerofRulington: OOH INTERESTING PEARL YA GOT FOOTAGE

cookie: no

RulerofRulington: 😢

RulerofRulington: u cld have used the camera

OBEY: k guys why is the gc name Robotics

OBEY: like we could have gone with something more dignified like the robots of Starr park

RulerofRulington: SON OF A BITCH NO WE GO W ROBOTICS

OBEY: WE SHARE THE SAME MOM

RulerofRulington: NO WE WERE CREATED BY SOMETHING IDK WHAT

DAROCKSSPEEKTOME: Greetings, are we really supposed to be discussing what created us?

CCTV: Carl this is an informal gc you sound like the damn president when you speak like that

DAROCKSSPEEKTOME: Kay how bout this

DAROCKSSPEEKTOME: SKIBIDI BOP BOP BOP YES YES

Juice has muted DAROCKSSPEEKTOME for 3 days

InfoKiosk: THANK THE BLENDER DUDE OUR SANITY IS SAVED

Juice: since when did i look like a blender

Juice: wait who else did I not add

CCTV: many people

CCTV: would u like a list?

Juice: yes and no i fear administrative work

CCTV: here goes nothing

CCTV: Rico, 8-bit, Bolt, Lou, Darryl, Barley, Sprout, Stu, Meeple, Tick, Lawryn

Juice: …

Juice: gimme until tmr guys

RulerofRulington: …

OBEY: HOW DARE U NOT ADD OUR SISTER