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".... Heh... Nintendo wii......" Ivan said, smiling with defeat. Bro folded under zero pressure😳
"I love the wii...." He continued.
"And it's gamepad ...." Ok stop yappjng
"I miss the wii..." He wipes a tear so emoly
"And wii fit! MY CHILDHOOD!" Oh he's crying now BOOHOO BITCH
"BUT I NEVER PLAYED THE WII...... ." He sighed. Finally he stopped talking bruh
"No...." Oh
"How could I describe the wii." We know what it is bru. He doesn't care though bc he's STUPID
"But maybe.. the wii is political." Ivan is so smart😳 (no he's not)
"Of course, in the EU only." What "And in Britain" 😭😭😭😭
"I'm high!" He loves to smoke. And do other drugs. It's his favorite. That's all he does. And trying to fuck Till is another one of his hobbies ok
"Really high.... I'm so high that I'm high?" Why are you asking me you twink. I don't like you. I only like Mizi.
"I should seek help..." Ivan sighs again. You should broooo
"During my abortion"
BOOM LIGHTNING STRIKE
HE'S M-PREGNANT?????
I'M SO SHOCKED RN
"I think everyone should get an abortion" Ivan exclaims!
Mizi will never abort our baby
Right Mizi
"Yes!" She says
Ok thanks
"Abortion is great" yeah I think so too Ivan😹 You still stink
Oh he's Charging Up
He's gonna talk about Republicans now
Click off if ur triggered /srs for once
"Republicans love abortion!" DO THEY?????
"And they love freedom" Wrong try again /ref
"And they hate racism" DO THEYY???????????
"And they hate little girls" Trump loves those, dude
"You stupid democrats!!!" Ivan finally says loudly
Bru. You ARE a democrat. You're a gay.
Then he spins
Beautifully
Magical girl transformation scene
Now he's a catgirl maid femboy magical girl?!?!?
"Frito." He says.