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1. i'll just walk around the city, telling chickens that i'm pretty (and i'd love for them to meet my wife) by haiitaniis

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Feminization
   • Kink Discovery
   • Dirty Talk
   • Breeding Kink
   • Pregnancy Kink
   • Lactation Kink
   • Rimming
   • Ass to Mouth
   • Rough Sex
   • Masochist Shane Hollander
   • Freak4Freak Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Choking
   • Hollanov Kink Fest 2026

   Summary

   It starts off as a joke. Something said offhand on a team night out about Ilya being whipped, and him responding with, “Ah you know what they say, yes? Happy wife, happy life.”

   Shane had flushed, had kicked Ilya's shin under the table and revelled in the way he’d pouted and then nothing more was said. 

   But then it just keeps cropping up. 

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