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1. High Cholesterol by 1ns0mn1ac for awhoreintheory

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other, F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Male Character(s)/Other(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • butter - Character
   • Crack Taken Seriously
   • based on a reddit post
   • Improper use of butter
   • Food Porn
   • thank you to my best friend because I wouldn’t have finished this
   • Anal Sex
   • gay?
   • Prostate Milking
   • Temperature Play
   • Food Kink
   • Food Sex
   • unhealthy relationship with food
   • Dildos
   • enema?
   • Sort Of
   • this started as a joke
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Masturbation in Bathroom
   • Masturbation
   • Butter as lube
   • pussy in reference to ass
   • Anal Play
   • Almost Caught
   • what else do i tag this
   • Nipple Play
   • no beta we die like men
   • Inanimate Object Porn

   Summary

   Zeke finally moved his relationship to the next step; Charlotte is moving in with him. He can only hope she doesn’t notice him gone for so long, or the gradually decreasing butter in the drawer…

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,512

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   4

   Hits:

   335