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Tenna sighed, so nonchalantly.
God... How do I tell spamton im fucking pregnant.. Bro he's like a druggie he can't parent for SHIT
He thought, looking at the positive pregnancy test in shame. He looked at the bathroom door, wondering.. Why would spamton lowkey not use protection does he actually want a child or does he want to abuse it with beer bottles and drugs and advertisements that nobody likes nor wants because they're absolute DOGSHIT and nobody wants them.
Tenna then reluctantly walked out and into the living room, where spamton was sat on his FATASS drinking a beer and smoking on that shit.
" Spamton................... I have something to tell you............................. " He said nervously, putting his fingers together nervously and blushing like a little anime girl who just saw her kawaii desu strong smart senpai on campus.
" the [False advertising marketing] do YOU want " Spamton yelled, throwing an empty beer glass at Tenna in a fit of rage, luckily, Tenna dodged so so nonchalantly and with so much aura.
Tenna looked at the wall where the beer glass was shattered to pieces before speaking. " I'm pregnant you whore " He said coldly, because he's aurafarming.
"No" spamton said while throwing an empty beer bottle at tenna which they doged super cool like and radicly.
" The fuck you mean no, you druggie asshole deadbeat abusive whore manslut bitch " Tenna spitted back in rage, he lost his aurafarming meaning he loses like 100000 aura btw lmao.
Spamton just stared at Tenna for a moment, then smoked some weed right in front of him because he's so fucking petty I hate you go die. " no [ABORT MISSION!] NOW " Spamton yells, throwing another empty beer bottle at Tenna, but he didn't dodge because he lost aurafarming points earlier so it absolutely decimates him in 5 seconds.
Tenna pauses for a moment, taking in what happened and then said " I'm divorcing you after I birth this child btw #lol " a smug smirk on his face as he "stares" at the crackie infront of him.
spamton stareded at tenna with his homophobic eyes " HOW could you divorce [number 1# rated salesman 1997] when i gave you so much....... like beer " spamton throws another empty beer bottle at a spider next to tenna
" thanks bro " says tenna, giving spamton a thumbs up before looking at the wall where the spider once was, seeing that the wall was literally gone like wtf why'd you do that
Spamton then drinks another beer before saying " yo can we go to the a [ NEW AND IMPROVED ] cyber clinic now #fuckyouandthebaby " and leaves the house with Tenna following behind with the positive pregnancy test too, because that's apart of the family now