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Hi, my name is Twilight Ultimate Despair Cullen usually and like I hade twilight purple hair and my parents named me after the book from my Mom's one time hookup Stefini Myer (whatever, she's ick). But whatever, my looks are better than yours because I have scholarly starfield freckles thst are brightly than the Sun okay bitch. Okay. Anyways my skin is so ebony like my guy girl Ebony Darkness DementianRaven Way and we have thos situations hip Yuri going on okay, okay hunty uwu kitten. She's so onii. Anyways, I'm late to class, oh shit!!!
With a piece of toast in my kawaii mouth, I ran outside my mansion (because I make azzy money dipshot). But like I don't wear the uniform because I'm bad mwe he he. I'm so emo and alternativenits edgy fangs. Like today I was fucking wearing a fucking emo band shirt from my baddie boo Nirvana. And my arms were CUT with emo marks because I have to be edgy to be cool, okay. I weared 10 studded bracelets to cover it tho, it's so cool bitch. You're just jealous you can't be men with my black short jeans with those crosses on it and black combat boots that seem so rough, but I'm just a cinnamon roll.
Oh no!! I crash into someoned and Oh my God its Edward Cullen from Twilight!!!!
"Hey, Twilight." He said from the sidelines, blushing.
"Eddy!" Hugged him. "Miss you."
"You don't know me."
"I do too. So basically you know you're creator created me and that's how we're like siblings or whatever."
"That's fucked up, blackie."
"Grr."
Suddenly, I see a slash from the heavens. As Edward curdled into blood, he looked at me and smiled. It was Jeff The Killer!!!!!!! (Im so swoon)
"Are you alright?" Jeff asked, winking.
"I am now." Tittered, acting all small and cute as he hugged me.
"No one calls you a Blackie on my watc."
"Thanks uwu."
"But seriously, who are you?"
"The one n only Twilight Ulitmate Despair Cullen."
"ULTIMATE DESPAIR!" He gasped, turning around in wary worry. "You can't say that!"
"Why?"
Junkie Hiroshima manifested him behind, so like zi had to save him.
"It's punishment time." She grinned, materialiding Nomokuma.
I xan handle it, I said, pushing back Jeff and starting the junkie down. I swallowed my tost full , bow really.
"Hah, you know despair always wins."
"Try this them?" My freckles slowed , blinding her. She stammered and stumbled away and zi grinned, Jeff hugged me.
"Scgool!" I yelled, trying not to cry. "I forgo5. Now I'm late fangs."
"I can fix that," Jeff winked.
At my ultimate school, UA, Jeff brought me to the front doors. He pushed it open.
"You can't come in babe."
"I'm above the law."
As the door desensitized, we walked together in tandem in sync. He took me to the principals office and grinned.
"She's not late." Jeff growled.
"Yes he is." Principal Victoria from South Park screamed, slapping her desk when crying.
"Seems like you don't know your own strengths , on mine." He grinned, that smile sinister as he manifested a blade.
"You can't do that." She stayed adamant.
"Yes, I can. Twilight, sun freckles."
I cheered, activating my freckles and blinding the already fucking blind principal. She is suck a douchebag.
"You're on time." She ran away.
"I'm glad I didn't have to use this." He picked the knife, patting his pocket happily. "Love you."
"But, I'm stupid. Fucking 19 still in school."
"BUT BABY." HE TOOK MY HANDS, HOLDING THEM TIGHT AS HE STARRD AT ME WITH LOVE IN HIS EYES. "YOU LIGHT UP THE WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE. THE WAY THAT YOU FLIPVYOUR HAR GOT ME OVERWHELEMD."
I tiered, slapping his arm sillyly. He was such a goof.
"Thanks, baby boo." I sighed, turning away. "Class time."
"But," Jeff turned to me, hugging me tightly. He do affections a lot always as well. "Twilight, I think O love you."
"Me too." I kiss hom good, like really good. Electric good. It felt like honey and blood. I wanted him to be my yandere so much. "See me after school."
"Just come as you are." He smiled, leaving UA via teleportation. What a heavenly figure. Hopefully O don't get bullied. But of course I got my uwu bullies waiting for my in first period class. One of them being Lara and another one being V.
"Look, it's dingy Twilight." LARA LAUGHED. "So emo."
"Very Emo." V chuckled. "Let's water her down."
Lara materialized a bottle of water and poured it on Twilight. I whimpered in sadness, letting them do it because they couldn't know I had a crush of them. I ever wrote fanfic of us as poly. It's secret.
"Stop!"we all turned around and saw Manon with Rose Lalonde flanking her.
"This isn't very civilized." ROSE stated.
"Shut the fuck up, blondy." Lara hissed.
I straight my emotions tea shirt, unsure.
Maybe if I used my freckles; everything would be better. But this can't happen. Rose and Manon are right; but Lara and V are my crush. Maybe someday I need to come as you are.
Memoria. Memoria.