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1. A Bite That Doesn't Harm by Axkles

   Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)
   • vampire wilford
   • ken is a alien
   • ken is rocky's distant cousin
   • Submissive Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023)
   • Post-Movie: Barbie (2023)
   • Post-Who Killed Markiplier?
   • ken is gay
   • wilford is gay
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Top Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
   • Biting Kink
   • no actual blood
   • maybe a little
   • Ryan Gosling's Ken Has Glittery Come (Barbie 2023)
   • wilford is a freak
   • ken is a freak as much as he can be without much sexual knowledge
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • no beta we die like markiplier
   • Mark Fischbach | Markiplier Egos
   • ken uses he/it pronouns
   • wilford uses he/him pronouns
   • Mentioned Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Alternate Universe - Shapeshifters
   • ken is a shapeshifting alien
   • but he has a stable form
   • shapeshifter lore kind oh
   • all barbies are secretly aliens
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Rimming
   • Pubic Hair
   • ken is wilfords chew toy
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Kind of a plot
   • ken has strawberry flavored cum
   • Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel in Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Dry Humping
   • Coming Inside Someone

   Summary

   Seeing him crash land outside of Wilford's house in a cartoony looking rocket ship caused some minor confusion despite the typical chaos that usually surrounds him.
   He remembers very closely after Ken stepped off of that ship, if it could even be called that, Wilford had noticed that Ken himself- Itself? he wasn't sure, was the opposite of human. After being turned into a vampire, Wilford had started to notice things about people he usually wouldn't notice, like the pulse point above someone's throat softly jumping at every heartbeat, or the sound of blood rushing through his ears every time he got near someone.
   Which led him into his assumption that was later proven correct about ken, he was not human.

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