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It has been about a day or two since the little..."incident."
Both Ze and Regect decided to NOT talk about what happened. Its just way too embarrassing to talk about it and leads to uncomfortable decisions.
Ptolemy promised to Ze (not Regect) that they wouldn't tell Moe. It was all going well until...
Msak❗️
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Msak❗️-haii^^
Hoii!^o^-MOE☆
Msak❗️-Guess whayt
❓️❓️-MOE☆
Msak❗️-did uu know that Z and Regect
Msak❗️-are gay
❓️-MOE☆
WHAT!!??-MOE☆
U R LYING>0<-MOE☆
Msak❗️-im not
Msak❗️- I have proof
Show me rnrnrnrn\>o</-MOE☆
Msak❗️- *one attachment*..
Oh-MOE☆
Omg-MOE☆
Wait-MOE☆
WHAT-MOE☆
Hehe>o<-MOE☆
AH-MOE☆
ACK-MOE☆
AAAAAAAAWAAAA-MOE☆
Msak❗️-our ship is sailing
Msak❗️-Ptolemy will be mad but its fine lol
Msak❗️- what are uu gonna do👀
*seen*
Msak❗️-ouuu shii😽
Ze was starting too doze off in the living room while Regect was watching Jersey shore on the TV peacefully which was once in a blue moon.
All was going well until Regect heard loud thuds from upstairs.
"what the hell is going on up there.." Regect expecting an answer turned his head around only to find Ze asleep.
The entity rolled his invisible eyes and decided to get his lazy ass off the couch and check up on moe not realizing it would be a mistake.
As he got to Moe's room he heard rustling. He slowly opened the door. (reference was not intended )
"Mo-ACK" right as he opened the door he was lunged at by the clown, falling down the stairs with it. (I don't know the term I forgot mb pretend that makes sense)
Ze happened to wake up from the noise. He looked around rapidly to see Regect on the floor, back towards the floor along with Moe who was on top of the entity out of breath from the fall.
"Wha-..what the fuhck.." Ze rubbed his eyes and hurriedly walked over.
"Moe you good?" He slowly lifted Moe off of the other guy. A strained honk came out that confirmed she was okay.
"guhhh...uh- wow ok im ALSO good thanks for asking"
Regect got up, rubbing a part of his back that was invisible.
"What was that for Moe.." Regect pouted and shed a fake tear.
Moe quickly remembered what Msak sent her and slowly started smiling and pointed at the both of them.
"GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAACHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!???" "WHAT!!??" they both said in unison both surprised that moe spoke and from what she said!
"HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHOHONKHKNHNKOHKN" ("WHYDIDN'TYOUGUYSTELLMEANYTHINGOMGOMG- *unaudible*)
Ze seemingly getting the hint started blushing a little. Regect only realized after seeing Ze blush what Moe was on about.
"Uhh..*ahem* whoo..told you?.." Regect said nervously.
Moe stopped rambling and showed them the message Msak sent her.
"Ah.."
"Yooo who are those guys..aha.."
"HONKHONK." ("REGECT.")
"My bad"
"Honk honhonk honk honk honk honk?.." (Why didn't you guys tell me anything?..")
Moe sounded sad, well- of course she is! They kept this a secret from her! HER!
Regect answered instead of Ze because..uh..Ze was battling his...emotions..??? ???
"Uhhg I dunno its embarrassing I guess"
"HONHONK???! Honk..??" ("EMBARRASSING???! why..??" Did they not feel comfortable telling her things? Had she done something wrong?
"Uhhh fuck its just embarrassing lowkey especially for Ze because hes a little PUSSY"
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN AND A PISTOL IS GOING IN IT FUCKER"
Ze pulled out a pistol from his hoodie pocket before stopping and putting it away he's way to drained too fight with the entity.
"Look..moe..its nothing against you we just aghhh i dunno Moe"
"We don't wanna say anything about it cause it might change how..auhh ya know like the triooo????"
"Honk honkhonk honk honk honk honhonk.." (I could have wrote so much fanfiction..")
"Bro."
"In just a day or two?"
"you haven't seen how fast she writes that shit?"
"No."
"Missin out for real for real"
"Honk honk honk honk honk ho honkhonk honk honk honkhon! Honk honk HONK honk🥺" (You guys should know that I wouldn't judge you guys and also i LOVE yaoi🥺")
The two men blushes at moe implying they were a 'yaoi' couple.
"Our bad Moe.."
"Uh yeah what he said."
...
"Hooonkk honk honk honk honhonk honk honk??" ("Sooooo does this mean you guys are gay??")
"I mean bet I guess haha"
Regect put his arm around Ze's shoulders which he could feel were warm through the others hoodie. When Regect looked at him Ze looked like a tomato seemingly out of it again. (Holy bottom behavior- wait please stop stop throwing tomatoes and rocks at me im sorry)
And then they lived happily ever after and then they kissed and then Moe was the kid and then they watched say yes to the dress
EXTRA
Msak❗️-Can u send me that fic you wrote^^
Ya which one>_< -MOE☆
Msak❗️-whagt r my choicess???
Fluff smut angst hurt/comfort^0^ -MOE☆
Msak❗️- hurt/comfort ples
Coming right up >:D -MOE☆
DONE FINALLY (listening 2 the undertale soundtrack while writing ts) im not thr best writer so PLEASE don't mind the mistakes(ToT)
I DID put some headcanons in this so js pretend they aren't there if uu don't like em🥺