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“You should really stop moving that,” snaps the woman in her berry-red scrubs.
He raises his eyebrows at her. He can’t move anything at the moment, so he’s not really sure what the nurse — fuck, that’s misogynist — doctor is talking about, actually. Leon’s pretty sure his leg’s broken in three places and his arm in two, and his ribs feel like a Lamborghini has rammed it up the hill at top speed, which is to say, shit. No, back it up a bit. Overall, he feels like Absolute Fucking Shit. If he were to detail it on the charts, he would probably give them a summary that starts with battered crash-test dummy. And then a nurse would ask how was Spain? And then he’d say hotter than expected.