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1. There's a bomb in my bag by Suvroc (cuteandillusion)

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Fluff
   • Slice of Life
   • Smut
   • Humor
   • Introspection
   • POV Phil Lester
   • Established Relationship
   • hard launch tour
   • Airports
   • Bathtub Sex
   • Sex Toys
   • The mortifying ordeal of airport security

   Summary

   At the start of their Hard Launch worldwide tour, Dan and Phil rush to the airport. But what’s in their bag that gets them stopped at security? (Phil is certainly going to need to decompress after this.)

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