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1. trust (fund) me, baby by ifinnabeinthepittt

   Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Melissa "Mel" King/Frank Langdon
   • Melissa "Mel" King
   • Frank Langdon
   • Frank Langdon's Children
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Frank Langdon Tries to Be A Matchmaker and Is Bad At It
   • Miscommunication
   • Frank Langdon is Bad at Feelings
   • Mel King is also bad at feelings
   • Slow Burn (ish)
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Mel King Hates Abby Langdon
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Mel King is an Unreliable Narrator
   • Mel has orgasm issues
   • Frank has solutions
   • Frank Langdon is DEEPLY insecure
   • Mel King is also DEEPLY insecure
   • Divorced Frank Langdon
   • Misunderstandings
   • Guided Masturbation | Masturbation Instructions
   • as friends of course!
   • hand humping
   • Thigh Riding
   • Frank Langdon is a Munch

   Summary

   Frank chuckles then and points his hand down over his body, in a theatrical sweep.

   "Isn't it obvious?" He nudges.

   Mel shakes her head, confused.

   "Mel." He laughs.

   "Just marry me?"
   

   Or: Mel King discovers her deceased, estranged grandmother left her a trust fund she can access as soon as she turns 30 that could solve all her financial woes. The only catch? She can't access the money unless she's married.

   Language:

   English

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