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1. hurricane shot by lildicky

   Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Calum Hood/You
   • Calum Hood
   • You
   • Reader
   • Ashton Irwin
   • Michael Clifford
   • Luke Hemmings
   • AFAB | Assigned Female at Birth Reader-Insert
   • Alcohol
   • Bartenders
   • Face Slapping
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Verbal Degradation
   • Shameless Smut
   • Smut
   • Not Beta Read
   • RPF

   Summary

   calum is a regular at your bar, and he’s annoying arrogant. calum asks you for a hurricane shot and you take the opportunity to show him how much he annoys you. calum takes the opportunity after to show you just how much you don’t hate him.

   Language:

   English

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