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The Goat stood atop a tall rock, watching over her kingdom with her yellow goat eyes with black slits.
A gentle breeze ruffled her majestic white and grey fur.
This land was hers.
Every street.
Every rooftop.
Every gas station and every goat.
Yes. She had kicked, and headbutted, and bleated, and licked.
And she finally came out on top.
It only required a few human sacrifices, and courage.
So much courage.
Regular Goat bleated, feeling fulfilled.
A choir of goats repeated after her. Tall goats. Goats with feathers, tiny goats. Every goat. It didnt matter if they looked like her– they all were equally goats under her rule.
The Goatest of All Time saw a firework in the distance. Her goat eyes narrowed. If she was able to smirk, she definitely would have.
But Her Majesty never lost her grace. Never.
She jumped off the rock and flew through the air with her angelic wings. (Or demonic. Depends.)
She also spotted some cars on the street, as well as a grill party.
Today was going to be a nice day.