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Svetlana

Svetlana: Have you said it yet
Ilya: Said what
Svetlana: You know
Ilya: Know what
Svetlana: 😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️
Ilya: Not following
Svetlana: Have you said ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ilya: ??
Svetlana: HAVE YOU SAID I LOVE YOU YET
Ilya: To?
Svetlana: Oh my godddd ilyusha
Svetlana: You’re so stubborn
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Ilya: No
Svetlana: Why not?!
Ilya: Too busy
Svetlana: Doing what
Svetlana: Actually don’t answer that!
Ilya: 😘😘😘
Ilya: 🍆🍆💦
Svetlana: 😂
Svetlana: Okay, well when are you going to make it happen?!
Svetlana: Ilyusha
Svetlana: Ilya
Ilya: Don’t call me that
Svetlana: Oh I know, only JANE is allowed to call you that
Ilya: 🙄
Svetlana: What’s the hold up
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Svetlana: Jane would never let that happen
Ilya: How do you know
Svetlana: Because he LOVES you
Ilya: Hasn’t told me that yet
Ilya: Because he doesn’t 😢
Svetlana: Oh my god
Ilya: He’s had opportunities
Ilya: He said he loves his stupid friend
Svetlana: When
Ilya: When his stupid friend called
Ilya: And when we played soccer today I said I’d move to Canada for him
Svetlana: You said that?
Ilya: Yes
Ilya: Pretty much
Svetlana: What does "pretty much" mean
Ilya: I said I’d move to Canada
Ilya: For hockey
Ilya: Because he is hockey
Svetlana: For god’s sake
Svetlana: well what did he say?
Ilya: He said NOT MONTREAL
Svetlana: 🙄
Ilya: He’s had plenty of chances
Ilya: This is it probably
Ilya: The grand finale
Ilya: He’s going to end it after this
Ilya: We're done
Ilya: Over
Svetlana: You’re being ridiculous
Svetlana: He just needs a threat
Ilya: What are you talking about
Svetlana: Tell him you’ll marry me!
Ilya: What?
Svetlana: Do it!
Ilya: Why
Svetlana: Just do it
Ilya: No!
Svetlana: DO IT
Ilya: I don’t want to marry you!
Svetlana: I don’t want to marry you either!
Svetlana: But he has to know he could lose you!
Ilya: That’s mean, Svetlana
Svetlana: I think you can pull it off, broski
Ilya: 🙄
Svetlana: 😏
Ilya: What if he says OKAY
Svetlana: He won’t
Ilya: HE MIGHT
Svetlana: He WON’T
Ilya: If this backfires
Svetlana: IT WON'T
Ilya: IF THIS BACKFIRES
Ilya: You have to marry me
Ilya: for real
Svetlana: Fine, then I can divorce you for real too
Ilya: Not before I get new passport
Svetlana: FINE
Svetlana: JUST DO IT AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS
Ilya: 🖕