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1. A Tale of Two Idiots by stealthestars

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Jul 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dwalin/Nori
   • Balin/Dori - Implied
   • Dwalin
   • Nori
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Commission fic
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Post-BOFA
   • Mentions of Prostitution
   • Angst
   • Rough Sex
   • Some minor fluff
   • Rimming

   Summary

   Nori is Dwalin's One, but as an enforcer of the law Dwalin has no choice but to hunt the renowned thief down when he escapes from prison. In an attempt to give his longtime friend a chance at happiness, Thorin offers to wipe Nori's slate clean - if he joins on the mad quest to take back Erebor. Now that the Lonely Mountain has been reclaimed, what will Dwalin do with nothing standing between him and his One any longer?

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