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1. well, if i was a girl it would be funny by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jared Raab (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Dubious Consent
   • Age Difference
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Virgin Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Come Eating
   • Come Marking
   • Spanking
   • Drunkenness
   • Non-Consensual Somnophilia
   • Creampie
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • sleazy
   • Famous Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Fanboy Matt Johnson
   • Gender Confusion
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Forced Feminization
   • Kinda

   Summary

   It's easy. Way too easy. Matt's head is swimming over it. It's just like one of those stories on Wattpad. You know the ones.
   Jay keeps his hand on Matt’s lower back, guiding him to an exit. A guy in a gray-blue blazer, maybe his manager, comes up to them, rambling on about something.
   “Worry about that later,” Jay huffs, annoyed. “I’m taking her to the bus.”
   Her.
   For a minute, Matt doesn't even realize Jay's talking about him. But it's not the first time someone’s made the mistake. Not even the first time that night. He’s been in need of a haircut for a while, but he’s been putting it off. His mom and her hairdresser always want him to go too short. It doesn’t help that his shirt is definitely a women’s Ben Folds Five tee.
   Jay thinks he’s a girl. As he’s dragged out of the venue, Matt makes no attempt to correct him.

   or

   Shaving my whole body for the Jay McCarrol concert "just in case"

   Series

   • Part 6 of nirvanna the band the show the slash

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