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1. They call it 'Masturbesties' by Mystrothedefender

   Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace/Rocky
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Mutual Pining
   • Demisexual Ryland Grace
   • POV First Person
   • I've tried to keep it in the same kinda style as the book
   • Partially Canon Compliant
   • POV Ryland Grace

   Summary

   I was worried this might happen.
   I think I have a crush.
   I have a crush on my best friend who I’m trapped on a tiny ship with for the next few years, until either we get to Erid or I die of malnutrition. Or we get to Erid and then I die of malnutrition.
   It’s fine.

   Language:

   English

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