Archive of Our Own

[A vertical video that shows Camie in her bathroom. Animated text on it reads “✨GRWM✨”. Once she starts talking, the text goes away to make room for subtitles.]

CAMIE: Heya pookies! This is just a silly little life update-slash-makeup vid for my loyal fans.

[She dabs foundation onto her face, then reaches for a brush to blend it.]

CAMIE: I got invited to this supes cool movie premiere tonight, so you already know I gotta slay the house down. It’s, like, a yuri vampire flick, I guess? And your girl is totes squeamish around blood, but I’m also a girls’ girl who loves girls’ girls. If you know what I mean.

[She winks at the camera, then exchanges her brush for a palette of eyeshadow.]

CAMIE: So I’m gonna go with this dark red for the base. She’s so harsh! But tonight’s her time to shine FR.

[She shows the palette to the camera, pointing out the deep red color she’s going to use.]

CAMIE: TBH I don’t actually remember what this movie is called…erm. I kinda checked out after they said ‘lesbians’ ‘cause that was for sure all I needed to know. Maybe I’ll meet some cutie at the premiere? Manifest that for me, will you, pookies?

[She exchanges the eyeshadow for a tube of eyeliner.]

CAMIE: I bet there’ll be a ton of major hotties at this event… [She lets out a dreamy sigh.] If any of you are going, totes LMK in the comments! You know I’m always hyped to meet fans.

[She lowers the eyeliner, then leans forward and tilts her head at the camera, looking over her reflection.]

CAMIE: Maybe I should do a little cross number at the corner of my eye, yeah? That’s a vampire lore thing. At least… I think it is. …Eh, yeah, it’ll fit the aesthetic

[She draws a small cross at the outer corner of her left eye.]

CAMIE: OMG I am so cooking with this! All the vampire hunter baddies are gonna be falling at my feet.

[She sets the eyeliner aside, then pulls out a tube of mascara and begins to put that on.]

CAMIE: Umm… So yeah! I’m gonna have tons of fun tonight and not get spooked at all. Trust.

[She sets the mascara down, then focuses on the camera, blowing a kiss towards it.]

CAMIE: See y’all next time. Peace and love, and don’t forget to stay cunty!

[The video ends.]

[A vertical video that shows Camie in the kitchen of her apartment. The video is in reply to a comment by Toga Himiko (verified) which says, “i hope you enjoy the vampire yuri ;)”]

CAMIE: Okay chat so I liked this comment ‘cause I saw she had a checkmark and was like oh? Slay? IDK who you are but your PFP is supes cuuuute!

[She gets closer to the camera, eyes widening.]

CAMIE: Turns out miss ma’am is IN THE MOVIE???? Girl I was shook to my core! What the helly!!

[She covers her face with her hands for a moment, taking a breath.]

CAMIE: Toga-san, if you see this, you and your co-star totes kicked your pussies up the wall, and I’m soz times a million for not recognizing you in my comments. And if you’re ever free, I’m, like, super duper single, so you can slide right into my DMs!

[Camie winks at the camera, then blows a kiss, and the video ends.]

[A video clip from Episode 167 of the Hard Launch podcast, which shows Toga, Uraraka, and Midoriya seated together on a sofa.]

TOGA: Honestly, I think shipping culture is kinda silly and fun! I will be the first to admit I’ve looked through my own tag on Ao3 just to see what’s in there.

MIDORIYA: You’ve— what?!

TOGA: Oh, as if you haven’t done the same thing.

[Midoriya’s face flushes.]

MIDORIYA: Why would I—!?

URARAKA: Clicking on your tag out of morbid curiosity and actually reading the fics you find are two completely different things.

[Toga scoffs, folding her arms over her chest.]

TOGA: I want to see if the fans characterize me well!

HOST 1 (offscreen): Do they?

TOGA: Not at all!

[Laughter. The video ends.]

[A video of Camie in her bed, the room is mostly dark with pink fairy lights as the only lighting. She’s holding her phone in her hand to film, and there are tears streaming down her face. She’s still actively crying as she speaks.]

CAMIE: Broskis oh my God… You all gotta watch Clematis. Get on the train right now.

[She wipes her tears.]

CAMIE: It’s twelve episodes and it’s the peakest television you ever did see. I’m not playing. It’s life-changing for. real.

[She tilts her head back, taking a deep, shaky breath.]

CAMIE: I’m never ever gonna be okay again. Love you all.

[The video ends.]

[A vertical video of Camie and Toga doing a TikTok dance in Camie’s living room. Uraraka stands in the background, eyeing them in disbelief, until Toga grabs her by the wrist and drags her forward, placing Uraraka in between herself and Camie. Uraraka rolls her eyes, smiling fondly, then joins in on the rest of the dance.

At the end of the video, Camie and Toga both throw an arm around her and pose with peace signs.]

[A video of Camie in the backseat of a car. Toga leans into the frame, almost resting her head on Camie’s shoulder.]

CAMIE: Heya pookies! Today I’m here with my best girls Himiko and Ochako—

TOGA: Hiiii!

CAMIE: Ochako-chan is driving us. Say hi to the camera, babe!

URARAKA (offscreen): Hey, guys!

CAMIE: We’re on our way to the aquarium. They’ve got some totes coolio new exhibit, I guess? To promote saving the fishies! Hashtag MyEnvironmentalAwareness.

TOGA: I’m just looking forward to seeing the poison dart frogs.

CAMIE: Hell yeah, pookie. Speak on it!

TOGA: Do you think they’d let me touch one?

URARAKA (offscreen): NO!

[Toga pouts. Camie pats her head consolingly.]

CAMIE: At least you can pet the sting rays?

[Toga’s face lights up.]

TOGA: I hope they—

URARAKA (offscreen): They are not going to sting you.

[Toga deflates again.]

TOGA: Boooring. Why are we even going here anyway?

CAMIE: It’s for a good cause, babe, all proceeds help save the turtles! Or was it whales…? IDK man but we support either way! I love you turles and I love you whales and I love you all the fishes of the sea. Mwah!

TOGA: And I love you poison frogs and invasive species!

URARAKA (offscreen): We do not support invasive species—

TOGA: I support invasive species!

[Toga makes a heart with her hands.]

TOGA: I support all of the animals everyone else hates. Yay!

CAMIE: So true!

[Uraraka sighs loudly.]

CAMIE: Okay byebye pookies. Stay hydrated so you don’t diedrated, and be a nice puppy to Mommy Nature!

[Toga starts to laugh, and the video ends.]

[A video shot outside, on the streets of Tokyo. The filming is shaky and zoomed in on three young women—Toga, Uraraka, and Camie.]

VOICEOVER (whispered): Guys, holy shit, look it’s—

[Toga seems to exclaim something, and then hugs Camie enthusiastically.]

VOICEOVER (whispered): It’s them!!!

[Toga breaks the hug with Camie, then hugs Uraraka as well. Uraraka keeps one hand around her, and Toga takes Camie’s hand as they begin to walk away.]

[The filmer screams, shaking the camera violently as they do so, and then the video stops.]

[A video that shows Toga and Camie sitting together on a couch in an apartment. Toga’s head is in Camie’s lap, and Camie is absently running her fingers through her hair. The video zooms in and out a few times, and then the camera flips, showing Uraraka. She’s covering the bottom half of her face with her mouth, but clearly smiling widely. The camera flips again, and she zooms in more slowly on Toga’s head and Camie’s hand in her hair.]

URARAKA (whispered): They’re so cuuute. I’m going to die!

[The video ends.]

[A video with text over it that reads, “us when ochako-chan is trying to have a peaceful evening”. It shows Camie and Toga pacing around a living room in 2x speed, occasionally waving at the camera or approaching and saying something before continuing to pace around.]

[A video of a young woman with long red hair in two braids. She makes various faces and holds up peace signs in different poses. Music plays in the background. Text over the video reads, “When you find out your two crushes are dating each other after you confess to one of them but turns out they’re poly and both like you back”.]

[A video showing Camie, Toga, and Uraraka seated in a circle on the ground, angled so they’re all visible. Text over it reads, “Trying to decide where to eat”.

They do three rounds of rock paper scissors. In the first, all three play rock. In the second, all three play paper. In the third, all three play scissors. They pause for a moment, looking at each other, still holding the scissors symbol.

Then, they all lean in towards the middle and the video cuts off abruptly.]

[A video that shows Uraraka seated in front of the camera, while Toga and Camie stand in the background with their arms crossed, glaring. Text over it reads “POV: Our situationship is gonna talk to you abt theoretical astrophysics. BE NICE >:(”.

Uraraka rambles about astrophysics theory for the entire length of the video, while Toga and Camie continue to stare down the viewer.]

[A video that shows Camie sitting on her couch, filming with the phone in her hand. She starts out fixing her hair, eyes on the screen, and then looks somewhere off to the left.]

CAMIE: Baaaaabes, they’re accusing us of queerbaiting again…

[She pouts.]

URARAKA (offscreen): Maybe people should mind their own damn business.

TOGA (offscreen): Should I make out with you on camera, or will that not be enough?

[Camie giggles and flutters her eyelashes.]

CAMIE: Well I wouldn’t say no~

[Toga throws herself onto the couch beside Camie, wrapping her arms around her and nuzzling into her neck.]

TOGA: I’ll hold off on the kissing for now. We need to make a feature-length coming out video first to honor those who came before us.

[Uraraka sits down on Camie’s other side, and Camie moves the camera further back so all three of them can be seen.]

URARAKA: Is TogaCamieChako real? The truth.

[They all look at each other.]

CAMIE: I don’t got the patience for a forty-five min vid, let’s be so real here. Like bruhhhh I am not memorizing all that.

[Uraraka snorts.]

CAMIE: So, yeah! It’s for realsies.

[Camie flips her hair, then looks between Toga and Uraraka.]

CAMIE: Any other tea to spill? Or nah?

URARAKA: Nope!

TOGA: Just this—

[Toga leans across Camie, taking Uraraka by the collar of her shirt, and pulling her in for a kiss. The video cuts off abruptly before their lips meet.]