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    You die eating instant noodles. You wake up in Jujutsu Kaisen. 💀
    Rude.
    You know the plot. You know who dies, which finger not to touch 🖕☠️, and which four-armed war criminal not to make eye contact with 👀. Naturally, you do all three within the first ten minutes.
    Now you're somehow best friends with the actual protagonist 🎀, quietly sitting on classified information about everyone's tragic backstories 🤫, and trying very hard not to become the accidental center of a harem you did not sign up for 🚩🚩🚩. Your system is simple: don't die ⚰️, eat something that isn't vending machine food 🍙, and absolutely, under no circumstances, fall for a cast of emotionally constipated fictional men. 😐
    You give this system a week. Generously. ⏳
    Welcome to your extremely well-informed, mildly cursed, thoroughly chaotic afterlife. ✨🔮
    find me on Tumblr @SamsaraVerse 🌙, let's be unhinged together

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