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1. Gluttony by CarolineSedgefield

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle
   • Hermione Granger
   • Tom Riddle
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Hermione Granger is a Menace
   • Hermione Granger is a serial killer
   • And a butcher
   • and a cannibal
   • And Tom Riddle is there too
   • Tom Riddle is the most evil character you can imagine
   • Tom Riddle is a tax auditor
   • Somewhat inspired by the movie Stranger Than Fiction
   • But they eat people
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Epistolary
   • no prose
   • Set in Merrickville Ontario Canada

   Summary

   Hermione Granger runs a small, but successful, craft butchery and farm in the picturesque village of Merrickville, Ontario. She loves her pigs. Loves to cook. And loves to experiment creating new recipes. What she doesn't love, is being audited by the Canada Revenue Agency, which has assigned one of their toughest (some might say heartless) auditors – Tom Riddle – to comb through her books, looking for...irregularities.

   There is no prose to this story – it is told entirely through documents, letters, journal entries, websites, voicemails, texts, and ephemera. Please mind the tags.

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