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[Princess Star Butterfly has joined the chat]
[Princess Star Butterfly has added Edward Elric, Izuku Midoriya, Leonardo Hamato and 10+ others to the chat.]
[Peter Parker has joined the chat]
[Leonardo Hamato has joined the chat]
[Izuku Midoriya has joined the chat]
Several people are typing…
Princess Star Butterfly: Oh. Oh my gosh.
Princess Star Butterfly: This. Wasn’t what i was expecting. At all.
Princess Star Butterfly: Is this thing working? This is an actual chat??
Peter Parker: Yeah???? Who are you????
Princess Star Butterfly: OH MY GOSH HELLO?????
Peter Parker: HI??????
Peter Parker: What is this??? Pls tell me who you are and why I’ve suddenly been added to this chat
Izuku Midoriya: I’d very much like to know as well
Izuku Midoriya: Your highness??
Princess Star Butterfly: Oh goodness yeah I’ll explain ASAP
Peter Parker: Are you really a princess?
Princess Star Butterfly: Yeah
Peter Parker: Huh
Peter Parker: If I had a dollar for every princess I’ve talked to, I’d have two dollars, which isn’t a lot but it’s cool how it’s happened twice
Leonardo Hamato: ASKFNGHL YOU ALREADY KNOW A PRINCESS
Leonardo Hamato: Also new chat who dis
Peter Parker: Yeah she was my nerd best friend
[Leandro McClain has joined the chat]
Leandro McClain: ayo what the FUCK
Leandro McClain: how’d yall get my number??? Not smt i thought id wake up to today. kinda rude smh
Leandro McClain: and how the fuck do ya know my real name?????
Leandro McClain: @Princess Star Butterfly you a magic princess or smt?
Princess Star Butterfly: Actually
Princess Star Butterfly: Yes.
Leandro McClain: ah. well ok ig. not the weirdest thing that’s happened to me at least
[King Daniel Fenton-Phantom has joined the chat]
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: aint that a mood
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: alright what the fuck
Leandro McClain: oh shit a king
Leandro McClain: *clears throat* your highness
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: pls dont
Princess Star Butterfly: MY SPELL WORKED ON A KING
Princess Star Butterfly: OHHHH gosh i’m so sorry sir I really did not expect this would happen like this
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: it’s whatever
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: and pls dont call me sir. makes me sound like an old fruitloop
Princess Star Butterfly: Ok, yeah, sorry.
Leandro McClain: akdskwjh honesly i feel like im tripping
Leandro McClain: like. im probably not but you never know. Coran coulda spiked the food goo again
Leandro McClain: that was a weird day.
Izuku Midoriya: Food goo? Should I question that?
Leandro McClain: if you must
Izuku Midoriya: Ok….?
[Mason Pines has joined the chat]
Mason Pines: Well this is a weird dream. Not the weirdest but def still high on the list.
[Luz Noceda has joined the chat]
Luz Noceda: @Princess Star Butterfly ARE YOU REALLY A MAGIC PRINCESS
Princess Star Butterfly: YES
Luz Noceda: I’M STUDYING MAGIC TOO MAGIC BUDDIES
Princess Star Butterfly: :D MAGIC BUDDIES
Luz Noceda: :D :D :D
Leonardo Hamato: pure
[Prince Steven Diamond-Universe has joined the chat]
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I’m also magic! Can I join the club?
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Even though this is very weird and I’d very much like to know how you got my number and know my full name and all that jazz.
Princess Star Butterfly: OH HELLO
Princess Star Butterfly: And yes! You may! Welcome to the club!
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: :)
Leandro McClain: ey we got a king a princess and now a prince
Leandro McClain: all we need is a queen.
Leonardo Hamato: i volunteer.
Leandro McClain: alright all hail the new queen
[Leonardo Hamato changed their name to Turtle Queen Leo]
Turtle Queen Leo: bow before me peasants
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Why’d you add turtle? Not that I’m judging but I feel like there’s a story here
Turtle Queen Leo: its cause i am. a turtle
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Ah. Huh.
Leandro McClain: real shit?
[Llewellyn Duck has joined the chat]
Llewellyn Duck: you say that like we’re not all animals
Llewellyn Duck: also ew
[Llewellyn Duck changed their name to Louie]
Louie: thats better
Leandro McClain: @Louie im not????
Louie: not a turtle, yeah, then what are you?
Leandro McClain: im???? human????
Louie: whats a human
Turtle Queen Leo: ASKSJVNKSFHDGAK
Mason Pines: You don’t know what a human is???!
Louie: is it a crime not to
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: …its just surprising
Leandro McClain: @Louie i take it you are a duck then?
Louie: what gave it away
Leandro McClain: ha
Louie: but ya
Leandro McClain: alrighty then well i am a human. and you are a duck. and our new queen is a turtle. and im talking to all of you
Leandro McClain: id say this was the weirdest day of my life but im also currently in space dealing with evil alien overlords and some of my teammates are also aliens so i guess i really cant complain
Peter Parker: Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL THAT
Leandro McClain: we’d probably be here all day if i tried
Peter Parker: same with all my deets
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: same
Turtle Queen Leo: same
Mason Pines: Same
Luz Noceda: same
Louie: ^
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I’m sorry did you say aliens
Leandro McClain: what did i say
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I just mean that I am also an alien. Kinda sorta
Leandro McClain: aight that tracks
Mason Pines: THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT??
Leandro McClain: i did say i’m friends with aliens. and one of them is a half alien. so this is just another tuesday for me
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Half alien!? There’s others like me??? Are they a gem?????
Leandro McClain: uh no hes part galra, ya know that evil purple cat-wolf race thats hellbent on destroying the universe but its ok hes not like 99% of his species and isnt nearly as threatening
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I. Don’t know about the Galra
Leandro McClain: good for you then but also how
Leandro McClain: everyone knows the galra. unless your planet is like mine was and didn’t start universal exploration until just recently
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I’m sure the gems would have told me about another murderous alien race.
Mason Pines: “Another.”
Leandro McClain: you must be far out in the boonies of the universe my guy
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Is the Milky Way in the boonies?
Leandro McClain: ASFDHSKLWD ARE YOU FROM EARTH
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Well I was but my gem side is from Homeworld
[Edward Elric has joined the chat]
Edward Elric: what.thefuck. Isthis shit
Edward Elric: whothe fuck areyouall and.howare wecommunicating
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: what
Louie: sir are you ok
Turtle Queen Leo: ayo angry grandpa alert
Peter Parker: 👀
Leandro McClain: hhhhhhhn hold that thought Steven
Mason Pines: @Star Butterfly Did you account for people who didn’t have phones? Because I think I know what’s happening here and why Edward is so confused
Edward Elric: imnotfucking confused.this issomeweird alchemicalbullshit that randomly spawnedinmy hands
Edward Elric: tellme howyou did it.
Edward Elric: tellmeh ow you knowwho i am
Princess Star Butterfly: Ooooh dear yeah I think I know what’s going on
Princess Star Butterfly: My mentor and I just finished deciphering my spell. Apparently we’re all from completely different universes. From the way Edward’s looks, I don’t think his has phones yet.
Louie: are you saying you magically gifted him a phone? lucky guy
Princess Star Butterfly: I guess so yeah. There’s other people in here that this happened to
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule @Princess Adora MeowMeow @Prince Perseus Jackson @Prince Callum of Katolis @Avatar Aang @King James Lake Jr. Are you all ok?
Edward Elric is typing….
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Adora MeowMeow!??? I want MeowMeow as a last name!!!
Leandro McClain: you don’t think Diamond-Universe is quirky enough??
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Technically my full name is Steven Quartz Diamond-DeMayo-Universe, but ah man I really wish MeowMeow was in there too! It’s SO cute!
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: wow and i thought my last name was long
Turtle Queen Leo: hey man dont go putting ur full government name here. u dont know id were trustworthy yet my guy
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I think I’ll be okay I don’t even have a social identifier card
Mason Pines: You mean a social security card??
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Yes, that! Don’t have one of those
Leandro McClain: outlaw prince ?? 👀👀
Edward Elric: well. Iguess im hallucinating becausemagic is not real and nothing is making any sense.youall are talking nonsense andits giving mea fucking migraine
Edward Elric: id throw thisthing in the lakebut idkinda like to seehow it works whenim no longerthrobbing from purerage
Turtle Queen Leo: aight go take a nap then grandpa
Edward Elric: okyou know what
Edward Elric: fuck. You
Edward Elric: andImnot old bitch im a teenager
Turtle Queen Leo: my apologies
Turtle Queen Leo: but i still think you need to chill
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Yeah I’m pretty sure Star made this chat so we could be friends?
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I think?
Princess Star Butterfly: Well I didn’t intend to make this a discord chat with phones i magically gift to people but friendship was my goal, yeah
Princess Star Butterfly: I just wanted some new people to talk to and hang out with
Princess Star Butterfly: But like always my newly created spell went haywire and didn’t work like i thought it would and so all this crazy happened and im actually really sorry abt all this…
Luz Noceda: you don’t have to apologize! this is actually really cool! I mean, im talking to a magic princess!!!!
Peter Parker: @Princess Star Butterfly How did you want your spell to work?
Princess Star Butterfly is typing…
Izuku Midoriya: I don’t mind this at all, to be honest! It’s definitely an interesting way to make friends
Luz Noceda: consider it successful!!!!
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: I love making friends so I’m not mad at all! Bonus points for the fact I get to talk to other people like me!
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Or at least someone who knows someone like me
Leandro McClain: oh man id love to see you guys meet. ur half human right?
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Yeah. Is he the same?
Leandro McClain: yep. he’d be very happy to know there was someone else out there like him. even tho ur not half galra
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: im half human too
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: just. my other half isnt alien.
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: ig its ok to admit this since like half this chat aint normal probably right? several magical people, half aliens, turtle and duck people…hope you guys are ok with someone who’s half ghost
Mason Pines: OKAY, you HAVE to tell me how that’s possible later.
Mason Pines: But yeah i'm cool with ghosts. Legit I think this is the coolest day of my life. I'm all for anything unusual, even though i'm just a normal human
Mason Pines: Like trust me, i've seen much weirder. A half ghost isn't even nearing the top ten. But it's still cool
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Yeah! I’d never seen a ghost (or knew they were real) but id never dislike someone for something they couldnt control
Turtle Queen Leo: if only the rest of the world were as chill as you are steven
Turtle Queen Leo: like. i know i said i was a turtle, but im like you guys actually. im only half turtle, other half human like you two. i actually live in hiding from humans bc of what i am. so yeah, if i have any say in it, everyone is valid
Turtle Queen Leo: *clears throat* ur queen demands it
Peter Parker: technically i am half spider
Turtle Queen Leo: spider people are valid too
Leandro McClain: aight so we can all agree that this chats a good thing right
Izuku Midoriya: I think it is!
Louie: so long as none of you are homophobic/transphobic. otherwise im dipping
Turtle Queen Leo: honey im gay as all hell yeah you’re accepted here
Louie: huh
Louie: alright then
Luz Noceda: GAY SOLIDARITY !!! (im bi btw)
Leandro McClain: ayy same
Izuku Midoriya: Me too!!
Peter Parker: Same
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Im pan!
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: straight people exist?
Turtle Queen Leo: askdfhsj fr
Mason Pines: @Edward Elric You aren’t homophobic right. Just askin
Turtle Queen Leo: @Princess Star Butterfly are we allowed to kick him out if he is
Edward Elric: People who are homophobic need to get their heads out of their asses.
Edward Elric: So no I am not.
Leandro McClain: hey look the power of gay anger granted edward the ability to text better
Turtle Queen Leo: *sheds tear* its a gay miracle
Edward Elric: Fuck you
Peter Parker: Star has been typing for several minutes should we be concerned
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: were about to get a whole paragraph
Princess Star Butterfly: Im ok! Im just a little overwhelmed! I’m. Just very happy right now! I don’t really know what to say!
Princess Star Butterfly: I still apologize for this tho it really was unexpected! If you guys want tho I can delete this whole thing or for everyone that doesn’t want to be here…
Luz Noceda: No dont delete this! We’re magic buddies now!!
Prince Steven-Diamond Universe: Yeah! I’m having a good time!
Turtle Queen Leo: this the biggest chat ive been in for sure. its chaotic. in a good way. i wouldnt delete it
Peter Parker: You didnt know itd end up this way, but id say it was a win.
Izuku Midoriya: I agree! Yeah it was a surprise and I still want to know how you did this but this is the most ive laughed in a while
Peter Parker: @Princess Star Butterfly Oh yeah you still havent answered my question.
Princess Star Butterfly: OH YEAH SORRY
Peter Parker: ITS OK
Princess Star Butterfly: So originally I thought my spell would create like a link between us (and obviously I thought we’d all be from the same universe) so i was expecting to be able to just find you by portal by following that link and meeting you all in person. That way I could introduce myself in a way that was a little less,,,like this. I really have no idea why it did this instead.
Leandro McClain: maybe it thought edward needed a phone
Edward Elric: I have phones! This is some weird rectangle shit the sky gave me. I still think I have a concussion or something because not only does magic not exist this thing is so alchemically advanced I’m starting to think I’m hallucinating it
Edward Elric: Im hallucinating all of this im sure of it. Aliens? Alternate universes? Ghosts? Really?
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: hey
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: dont make me come over to ur universe and haunt you. i can. probably do that
Edward Elric: No you cant because none of this shit is real! Only alchemy can explain any of this!
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: denial is a river in egypt honey
Edward Elric: don’t fucking call me honey
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: ;)
Mason Pines: You keep mentioning alchemy. You’re an alchemist?
Edward Elric: Yes.
Leandro McClain: so that means you like turn coal into gold and stuff right
Edward Elric: That’s illegal.
Edward Elric: But yes.
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: why do i get the feeling you’ve done the illegal thing
Edward Elric: No comment.
Turtle Queen Leo: eds definitely sus
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: and hella in denial.
Leandro McClain: but hey at least hes not homophobic
[Princess Adora MeowMeow has joined the chat]
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Cara bow glimmer help I think my soda is broken. It just turned into a rectangle. It’s taking words peer and my voice is making more words appear and I think I broke my sword. Please help.
Louie: what
Peter Parker: ma’am are you alright
Princess Adora MeowMeow: No sword person I’m not all right cat stop laughing
Turtle Queen Leo: oh honey
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: hey ed youve got a mutual
Edward Elric: What’s a mutual and also what the fuck
Edward Elric: Is she insane? Or drunk?
Louie: you say that like you weren’t just typing like her a few mins ago
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Please guys a sword people keep talking in the words, keep coming, and I don’t know what to do
Leandro McClain: ok so i think her voice to text is on.
Leandro McClain: anyway
[Leandro McClain changed their name to cowboy bibop]
cowboy bibop: since this is apparently a thing now i might as well get comfy
King Daniel Fenton-Phantom: great idea my name is way too long its like a tongue twister
[King Daniel Fenton-Phantom changed their name to DeadishInside]
Mason Pines: I’ve got so many questions for you dude
DeadishInside: im too tired to trauma dump rn
Mason Pines: Understandable. Have a nice day
Mason Pines: Anyway
[Mason Pines changed their name to i hate triangles]
Turtle Queen Leo: wth did triangles do to you
i hate triangles: As Daniel said, we shall trauma dump another day
Turtle Queen Leo: thats fair
Edward Elric: How did you guys do that
Edward Elric: Changing your names and shit
cowboy bibop: click on ur icon. where it says ur name
[Edward Elric changed their name to #1 Alchemist]
#1 Alchemist: If I want to talk to you weird ass hoes I might as well do it in style
DeadishInside: ASDSFHSKFSL
Turtle Queen Leo: omfg
Luz Noceda: 🤣
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: If we’re weird then you are too
cowboy bibop: oooh gottem
#1 Alchemist: You take that back
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: No >:)
[Prince Steven Diamond-Universe changed their name to Steeb]
Steeb: :)
Luz Noceda: Aw that’s a cute name!
Steeb: Thanks! :D
[Luz Noceda changed their name to snake mom]
snake mom: >:3
Steeb: You have a pet snake?
DeadishInside: or…
snake mom: stringbean is like a daughter to me and i love her very much, but no she is not my daughter she is my palisman
snake mom: altho i did carve her and help her hatch from an egg….so…..
snake mom: huh on second thought maybe that does make me her mom
i hate triangles: I have so many questions for all of you guys I am nearly about to combust
cowboy bibop: rip mason
i hate triangles: I’d rather be called Dipper honestly
DeadishInside: like the big dipper??
i hate triangles: yep
i hate triangles: Literally everyone calls me Dipper, even my parents
Steeb: Sounds like you have some stories too!
i hate triangles: Yeah you can say that
snake mom: Ok but someone should check on Adora
#1 Alchemist: GIve her a minute to adjust to this hellspawn.
Princess Star Butterfly: Now I was going to take offense to that but honestly yea that s accurate.
snake mom: its ok Star I’ll take offense for you
snake mom: @#1 Alchemist >:(
#1 Alchemist: Fight me
Princess Adora MeowMeow: I am OK now sword people hello sword people I am Adora. I come in peace
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: Hi, Adora! I love your name!
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Thank you, Stephen this word person I like your name too
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Stephen
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Stephen Stephen no, it’s with a V yes, Stephen why isn’t it writing it?
Prince Steven Diamond-Universe: It’s fine…! I can be Stephen to your phone. But it might help if you took voice to text off!
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Thank you, but I don’t know what you just said what is this voice to text you speak up
Leandro McClain: oh she’s MEDIEVAL medieval
Princess Adora MeowMeow: I am so confused.
snake mom: *pats ur back* it’s ok, you’ll get the hang of it!
[Prince Perseus Jackson joined the chat]
Prince Perseus Jackson: Alright, now that I’m over my shock, my friend has said this things ‘safe’ and my brian has stopped exploding I think I can introduce myself
Prince Perseus Jackson: What’s up fuckers
Turtle Queen Leo: 🤣🤣🤣
Leandro McClain: ur brian
Prince Perseus Jackson: I’m dyslexia as all Hell dude shit up
Leandro McClain: thats valid my apologies
Prince Perseus Jackson: I’ve never had a phone before so looking at tis makes its so much worse
snake mom: and thats okay
Princess Star Butterfly: I’m sorry, you said the phone fell from the sky? Edward, didn’t you say yours fell from the sky too??
#1 Alchemist: Yes and i thought it was going to fall on me but it slowed down at the last second like some sort of. Witchcraft! It’s absolute bullshit
Princess Star Butterfly: Well anyway, sorry Perseus! Hope you caught it okay but hope you enjoy your new phone! Free of charge!!
[Prince Perseus Jackson changed their name to Percy]
Percy: It’s fine It went like Edwards did. And yes thank you, strange magic lady for the free sky phone
Princess Star Butterfly: You’re welcome! :)
~Avatar Aang joined the chat~
Avatar Aang: This is the weirdest scroll I’ve ever seen.
Avatar Aang: Are you all from the spirit world? What are phones? Dyslexia? What is Hell?
cowboy bibop: well folks we have another one
Steeb: Oh my stars
DeadishInside: its ok Aang i can tell you what hell is
Percy: No Don’t
Turtle Queen Leo: dont listen to him daniel do it
Peter Parker:
[King James Lake Jr. joined the chat]
[King James Lake Jr. changed their name to Jim]
Jim: Don’t do it! If they’re anything like Princess Adora they won’t be able to handle it.
Jim: Gotta take it nice and slow for the newcomers.
Avatar Aang: But I would like to know. Also I am a boy!
Avatar Aang is writing…
Princess Star Butterfly: Huh, that’s new. Guess it really is a scroll for him.
snake mom: and a sword(????) for Adora!
Turtle Queen Leo: thats so sick btw i wish my phone was a sword
Turtle Queen Leo: hang on
Avatar Aang: I really would like to know how this works, and how that picture of that strange man and the white words appeared, and who all of you are! I still think you guys are spirits, so, can I offer you anything for information?
Louie: lol he wants to bribe us
Peter Parker: You can give me money, I’d be happy to explain
Louie: me too. $100 and ill tell you everything i know
Avatar Aang: Nevermind! I found out if I touch this scroll and make a downward motion I can see your past writing! It really is like magic!
Avatar Aang: You guys are so funny! I’d be happy to be everyone’s friends!!
Princess Star Butterfly: Aw, thanks! 😄
Avatar Aang: How do you make those little faces appear? I want to do that.
Louie: $100, ill tell ya
Avatar Aang: I’ll stay oblivious then!!
Louie: darn
~Prince Callum of Katolis joined the chat~
Prince Callum of Katolis: Do any of you know who Aaravos is?
Louie: $100.
Turtle Queen Leo: 
cowboy bibop: mans wants his money
Princess Star Butterfly: Nope! Don’t know them. Why?
Steeb: @Prince Callum of Katolis Don’t know an Aaravos, sorry!
i hate triangles: Are they someone bad in your universe?
Prince Callum of Katolis: Yes.
i hate triangles: If I see anything with that name I’ll let you know but right now, no I’ve never heard of Aaravos
DeadishInside: if ur asking us that because you think this guys got anything to do with this, read above
Prince Callum of Katolis: I already have. But you can never be sure. Even now, I’m hesitant to trust you all.
Louie: thats fair
Louie: cause honestly same
Louie: like. star could be lying for all we know
snake mom: i trust her! i dont think shes lying! haven’t we already decided this???
Princess Star Butterfly: No, it’s okay! That’s why I suggested a voice chat earlier. Although now that I know Aang has a scroll instead of a phone I’m not sure how that will go…
Princess Adora MeowMeow: Yes, good sword people we need to be cautious even though you’re connected to my sword. I guess I still don’t know if you’re a virus
snake mom: ah it is a sword ok
Turtle Queen Leo: i NEED that im not kidding
i hate triangles: @Princess Star Butterfly Well if the scroll and sword found a way to work like a discord chat I’m sure voice calls would still work for them.
Princess Star Butterfly: You’re probably right
Princess Star Butterfly: So everyone just hang on. Once we’re all ready I’ll call y’all and you can all verify that this is legit.
Louie: sounds good but make it a video call
Louie: more proof that way
Steeb: Yes, that sounds better! Video chat, please!!
Princess Star Butterfly: Alright then! Once everyone gets here and introduces themselves we’ll do that
i hate triangles: Don’t be surprised if I scream guys I’m Barely holding it together
cowboy bibop: thats a mood i probably will too
Prince Callum of Katolis: I don’t know what any of you are talking about. I’ve just decided on giving up trying to figure it out, though.
snake mom: thats probably for the best
Avatar Aang: I feel the same!
Prince Callum of Katolis: I do, however, hope that since nothing’s happened yet that I can keep talking to you all. Because while I am suspicious, I’m also having a good time, so it would be quite the disappointment if I had to set this book on fire.
Turtle Queen Leo: yay arson
Turtle Queen Leo: wait what
cowboy bibop: oh so aang gets a scroll, adora gets a sword and callum gets a book
cowboy bibop: the three special ones
cowboy bibop: lemme just say thats hella unfair star why didn’t ur magic give ME a sword
Turtle Queen Leo: ya im sensing some favoritsim from ur magic ms princess. smh
Princess Star Butterfly: Well i think Adora already HAD the sword. As for Aang and Callum I think it has something to do with their universes being different from ours.
#1 Alchemist: None of their ‘worlds’ or whatever the fuck have technology so they get things that make sense like books and scrolls instead. However I got a weird ‘phone’ that looks nothing like the phones I’m used to, so for that reason I’m still calling favoritism bullshit.
Princess Star Butterfly: Yeah im not sure about why that is either. If my spell adjusted for the time periods of Aang and Callum, why didn’t it do that for you, Edward?
#1 Alchemist: You’re the ‘magic’ expert here, lady. You tell me.
[Prince Oliver of Mobius joined the chat]
[Prince Oliver of Mobius changed their name to Sonic]
Sonic: i wake up to a million notifs and yall are the culprits
Turtle Queen Leo: another prince ayy
Steeb: Welcome to the club!
Princess Star Butterfly: Sorry for the rude awakening ! But welcome to the party!!
Sonic: it’s cool, ive already read everything. not the first time ive spoken to people from other universes
[Peter Parker changed their name to Spader-Min]
Spader-Min: i can technically say that too
Spader-Min: honestly im not sure why i was surprised by this at first
DeadishInside: nice name
DeadishInside: …wait a fuckin minute
DeadishInside: omy gosH YOU’RE SPIDERMAN
DeadishInside: WHY DID I NOT NOTICE BEFORE UR NAME IS LITERALLY PETER PARKER
Spader-Min: h
Spader-Min: how do you know who that is,,
Spader-Min: are we from the same universe?????? Star?????
Princess Star Butterfly: My magic says you aren’t…
DeadishInside: NO WE AREN’T
DeadishInside: I’M TALKING TO A COMIC BOOJ CHARACTER
Spader-Min: im sorry WHAT
Princess Star Butterfly: OH
Princess Star Butterfly: Peter I think you exist as a fictional character in Danny’s universe!!
DeadishInside: this is SO COOL
DeadishInside: YOU’RE LIKE MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO DUDE
Izuku Midoriya: YOU’RE A HERO!?
Izuku Midoriya: SO AM I! Well Im currently in training but still!!
DeadishInside: THANKS FOR THE CHAT STAR
Princess Star Butterfly: :D ur welcome!
DeadishInside: i dont want to ask too many questions bc i dont wanna wreck ur timeline but
Spader-Min: yeah id rather that not happen again
DeadishInside:
DeadishInside: ok so I /think/ I know what year it is in ur universe then. as long as im talking to the mcu version of you…
Spader-Min: im. lost
Spader-Min: pls dont ask me anything yet
DeadishInside: ok yeah i wont
cowboy bibop: not to distract too much from this cool moment but now that everyone else is here this means we only need link now
Steeb: Hope theyre ok
Izuku Midoriya: Im sure they’re fine, Star said their world is like Eds
#1 Alchemist: They probably aren’t as smart as I am and thus are staring at this piece of shit in utter confusion
Turtle Queen Leo: you mean like u were
#1 Alchemist: Alright listen here fucker
Sonic: lets spam them and see if they respond
cowboy bibop: lol great idea
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule
cowboy bibop: @Link of Hyrule
Sonic: @Link of Hyrule
Turtle Queen Leo: @Link of Hyrule
Steeb: @Link of Hyrule You good dude??
Prince Callum of Katolis: What are you guys doing?
Spader-Min: patience young padawan. All will be learned in time.
Prince Callum of Katolis: Okay. No idea what you just said to me. I guess I will just stay confused.
Avatar Aang: Hopefully only until Princess Star gives us this “video chat”.
Izuku Midoriya: @Link of Hyrule
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule Im sorry for the chaos we just wanna know that youre ok!
Percy: @Link of Hyrule
i hate triangles: @Link of Hyrule We come in peace
snake mom: @Link of Hyrule join us :)
Louie: @Link of Hyrule
Jim: @Link of Hyrule
DeadishInside: @Link of Hyrule be not afraid
Spoder-Min: @Link of Hyrule we just wanna talk dude
#1 Alchemist: @Link of Hyrule Come out bitch
Izuku Midoriya: So mean,,,
#1 Alchemist: We’re already being mean by ‘spamming’ them a hundred fucking times
Izuku Midoriya:
Izuku Midoriya: I see your point
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule I’m bout ready to start that video chat
snake mom: yes !!!
Louie: not rn pls im on a plane
snake mom: nevermind !
DeadishInside: @Link of Hyrule
snake mom: @Link of Hyrule
Spoder-Man: @Link of Hyrule
DeadishInside: @Link of Hyrule
Percy: @Link of Hyrule
Louie: @Link of Hyrule dude?
cowboy bibop: @Link of Hyrule
Jim: @Link of Hyrule
Izuku Midoriya: @Link of Hyrule
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule
Sonic: @Link of Hyrule
i hate triangles: @Link of Hyrule
Turtle Queen Leo: well guys i think theyre dead
cowboy bibop: rip
Turtle Queen Leo: they will be missed
Sonic: we hardly knew ye
DeadishInside: 50% chance ill be able to find them if theyre dead.
Steeb: w
Steeb: What does that mean
DeadishInside: that is for me to know and for you to maybe find out
Steeb: …..ok
Turtle Queen Leo: daniel is chat cryptid
DeadishInside:
DeadishInside: yeah sure why not
Dalite Forest, Hyrule
A young Hylian stands behind a large rock in the middle of a lush forest, staring at something in his hands. His eyes are wide, his long ears drooped with shock. Four phantoms float, themselves aghast, at his side.
“What in Hylia’s name…?” The bird-like ghost murmurs. The Hylian twitches, finger hovering above the screen of his sheikah slate, the source of everyone’s discontent.
It ‘ding’s frequently, text appearing out of thin air upon the screen, which was colored black with a neat underlay of the sheikah detailing Link has become so familiar with. A ring of teal surrounds the edge of the screen, which was changing repeatedly with every new line of text added to it. At the bottom was a small, blinking line within a long rectangle box, the words press to type then press the arrow/enter key to send, held within. Beside it to the right was a teal-colored arrow. Enter key?
Link was so confused.
As were the Champions.
“I say you should write something, Link,” Urbosa says, startling him out of his trance.
Link shakes his head.
The ‘chat’, as the people behind the messages (and wasn’t that a surprise, there were people talking to him through the sheikah slate) called it, sent yet another text with his name in it. His screen flashes teal yet again, a more urgent-sounding buzz than usual. When his name, or someone else’s, was a part of the message.
To think, all this started when he clicked on the new Rune, a teal-colored box with a triangle on the bottom right, three dots in the middle. He’d been just about to click on his Camera Rune, to capture the gold Moblin who’s camp he was hidden from.
This new Rune….it had just…appeared.
“You shouldn’t keep them waiting, you know,” Urbosa tells him, hands on her hips. She, of all of them, seems the most amused. Or at least the most curious.
Link shakes his head again.
He really should take this to Purah, or Robbie. Just to be safe.
(What if this was….)
“Come on, little wolf, they seem worried for you.”
A ding. An urgent buzz. His slate glows teal. Somehow it sounds mad.
Link looks down at the newest message, from the ‘Princess of Mewni’ - the apparent source of Link’s current dilemma.
Princess Star Butterfly: @Link of Hyrule Im sorry for the chaos we just wanna know that youre ok!
Mipha, who up until this point had been silently observing, hums sadly. “Oh, I don’t think there’s anything wrong, Link. I agree with Urbosa. You should at least say you’re alright.”
Link grimaces.
“They sound nice enough to me,” Daruk says, scratching his beard. “And kinda funny, too.”
Alright, Daruk had him there. Link had been close to laughter while reading the texts a couple times, before the shock had time to set in too much.
Three Champions now looked at the fourth. Revali noticed them and squawked.
“Don’t ask me for help here!” The Rito cried. “I am just as suspicious as Link is! This could be- This could be Ganon for all we know!”
There, Revali voiced his biggest concern for him. Thanks, Revali.
“The Slate is teal, though,” Urbosa says, “not pink.”
Revali rolls his eyes. “That means nothing. Link, are you really going to speak to people who’ve hacked into the Sheikah Slate, or are you going to be smart and ask our dear scientists to remove this probably-a-parasite?”
Daruk hisses through his teeth, rubbing his neck. Urbosa and Revali fall into a quiet argument Link blocks out with practiced ease. He frowns, keeping his eyes on the screen and the messages that keep popping up. They sound so real, so benevolent, like Urbosa and Mipha believe. Yet Revali thinks, like him, that this could be the work of Ganon. And yet…
And yet….
His slate shines a calming teal using this new Rune, not the angry pink of Ganon’s corruption. The signature sign that he’d overtaken yet another ancient artifact. And it’s harmless, at least currently, from what he’s seen. Thirteen different ‘people’, speaking to one another and bonding and they’d been just as confused as he still is. And they sound concerned for him. They want to hear from him.
(Is he really going to be this naive? This could still be a trick! A well-hidden trick!
…And yet…)
Link sighs, finger hovering over the box he would press to ‘write’ a response. He should just get it over with, investigate and interrogate, and perhaps he’ll get his answers. They were all excited about a ‘video chat’ that sounded like it could provide more proof that they were all safe. Perhaps these people are perfectly harmless and he has nothing to worry about. But he won’t know - and he’ll never know if he does nothing. Unless he responds.
He presses the box.
He looks up, sees Mipha’s patient smile. Yes, he’s sure - he’s not making a mistake. But he’ll still be careful about it all the same. So, letter by letter, he forms his first message.
Link of Hyrule: Hello. Sorry for the wait. I’m okay.