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it was a wanderfur beutifur day by the Blackrock spawn point. Snow was snowing. Hail was hailing. Ice Dagger was throwing a tantrum and killing everyone and causing the red trees of the red and evil Blackrock to bleed blood all over the evil red snow. red because its evil. Here, at this wanderfur, beautifur spawn point, Katana and Hyperlaser came together with their gears in hand to spawn their very own little spawn. Subspace came with them, covered in little newspawn coats and cute clothes with an “IM A GODPARENT” headband on his head. and a shirt that said “IM A GODPARENT” in hot pink sparkly letters. wow just like his horns.
Little did they know of the gore which would occur.
“Oh my SFoTH spawn this kid already! I have things to do and people to see!”
“Okay” said hyperlaser.
And so they spawned the child.
“ew wtf even is that.” grimaced subspace, taking off his mask.
Katana frowns. “Please, do not take off your mask. It will harm the child.”
The child then bursts into tears and dies. A nearby LOSER takes the body of the newspawn and tosses it into the fountain thingy. “lol sorry guys life happens lol we come from the spawns and return back to them lol”
“What the hell???” Hyperlaser yells, staring at both Subspace and this weirdo LOSER.
“Our child. What even is this.” cries Katana.
“uhhhh oops” shrugs subspace. “here take this i don’t know! I don’t care about such triflling things.” He then tosses them a biobean who is already screaming at the top of its lungs very robotically.
“Oh my SFoTH yay wow thanks” smiles hyperlaser and katana at the same time. "Now princess will have a friend and this biobean will be our new spawn" smiles them both. Tears silently roll down katana's cheeks. hyperlaser grimaces behind his helmet
the end