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1. Pit Maneuver by dancedancedemo

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dad Egbert
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Dad Egbert
   • Armpit Kink
   • Scent Kink
   • Hand Jobs
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session (Homestuck)
   • Praise Kink
   • Bottom Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Dad Egbert's Name Is James
   • Dubious Consent
   • They’re both into it but it’s not explicitly given
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • Roommates to Lovers

   Summary

   James likes his roommate, a lot in fact. Dirk’s ridiculous boyish charm has won him over, to the point where he’d now consider them best friends.

   Best friends don’t jerk off to each other’s smell, though.

   Therefore, catching Dirk in that very act forces him to reevaluate how close they are (and if he wants to get that much closer).

   Language:

   English

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